Zim army the best in Africa

EtienneK

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Haha. The Zim army is useless.

Let's just invade Zim, overthrow the government and include Zim as part of South Africa. They have water. And we need water...

(Just need to remove the Cholera first)
 

Albereth

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LOL at cholera for brains.

How would the zimbos take over Botswana while all their battle hardened troops are planning cash heist operations in South Africa?
 

Slaine73

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LOL at cholera for brains.

How would the zimbos take over Botswana while all their battle hardened troops are planning cash heist operations in South Africa?

You know a running stomach makes it very difficult to run or shoot straight:D
 

yebocan

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You got to be )_&)&ing me!

Where does this man live? in Middle Earth?
 

hoegh

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and this my people, is why first world status is but a distant dream!
 

Koos Custodiet

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The battled-hardened Zimbabwean army, the best in Africa, can overrun Botswana within a day, remove its gay president and restore true democracy to the people

Actually, Helmoed-Römer Heitman, who seems to know what he's talking about, says that only Angola can take Zim on. And it was a long talk, full of pictures of the stuff Zim has... so I tend to believe him.

We don't have the air support, for example.

So... not so far fetched, as long as their army holds together (which can possibly be counted in days, granted).
 

CyraxHB

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I wonder if Bob realises that his army murdering innocent and unarmed civilians doesnt make them battle hardened, it makes them undisciplined savages.
 

semiautomatix

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Actually, Helmoed-Römer Heitman, who seems to know what he's talking about, says that only Angola can take Zim on. And it was a long talk, full of pictures of the stuff Zim has... so I tend to believe him.

We don't have the air support, for example.

So... not so far fetched, as long as their army holds together (which can possibly be counted in days, granted).

Er... thanks for that interesting analysis. Unfortunately it sounds entirely baseless. Its one of those conspiracy theories that claims, if Switzerland wanted to, they could conquer Western Europe because they're so well trained.

Considering half our army is in the DRC at the moment I should think we won't have too many problems invading from all sides, mind you.
 

CyraxHB

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Actually, Helmoed-Römer Heitman, who seems to know what he's talking about, says that only Angola can take Zim on. And it was a long talk, full of pictures of the stuff Zim has... so I tend to believe him.

We don't have the air support, for example.

So... not so far fetched, as long as their army holds together (which can possibly be counted in days, granted).

Angola's army was crushed at every encounter whenever they fought with our army in the 80's, even with state of the art soviet equipment. So i doubt they are much of a fighting force even nowadays.

Although, I think any army in africa would beat Zim because Zim does not have enough fuel to sustain a war for more than a few days.
 

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I personally wouldn't trust the SANDF to fight its way out of a wet paper bag. Anyone remember the Lesotho fiasco? I think they'd be better suited to sitting on the southern bank of the Limpopo with guns facing north.

The old SADF? Now that was a force to be reckoned with. Zim would've been liberated 100 times over by now.
 

KillerX

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I agree.... INVADE zim and overthrow that useless monkey that has destroyed the country. But the SANDF is not up for the task.... im thinking more like BBR Bloemfontein....
 
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