Zimbabwe's capital city cuts off water supply, 2M residents affected

Mephisto_Helix

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"defecate in the open,
while children pick their way across fetid yards"

why the fahk are you having a shyte in the open …. ffs use bushes or whatnot :sick:
 

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We should send Showerhead up there to open up his tap for the people.

Not THAT tap, Showerhead!

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Well done Harare, you are leading the way, Zimbabwe is one step closer to being fully decolonized.
 
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Having no water is ok, coz why they don't have to worry about the white farmer anymore.

Reminds me of a joke(?) I heard once :
A Zimbabwean husband and wife are lying on the floor of their hut. After years of having no electricity and medicine and not having enough water or food to eat, they are worn, frail and in the process of slowly starving to death. Suddenly the lights go on and water starts rushing from the taps. Angrily, the man quickly jumps up and shouts at his wife to bring him his panga. Confused, she asks him what's wrong, he looks at her and exclaims : "The white man is back!".
 

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"Nothing is working in this country, how do we survive?" Hatineyi Kamwanda, another resident, said. "We can't even use the toilets, the children are not going to school because of this and now we fear cholera is going to hit us again.

"The president should treat us as human beings, we voted for him."

You voted for Robert Mugabe's henchman and you expect him to treat you like a human being :X3:

Vote beter next time!
 
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Water - the reason for the next world war ....

Nope,

Clean water maybe.

Water doesn't go anywhere, there is still the same amount of water on earth as there has been millions of years ago. Having clean water though...
 
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Nope,

Clean water maybe.

Water doesn't go anywhere, there is still the same amount of water on earth as there has been millions of years ago. Having clean water though...
no . water is not an Atomic element. Molocules get broken down.
 

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Reminds me of a joke(?) I heard once :
A Zimbabwean husband and wife are lying on the floor of their hut. After years of having no electricity and medicine and not having enough water or food to eat, they are worn, frail and in the process of slowly starving to death. Suddenly the lights go on and water starts rushing from the taps. Angrily, the man quickly jumps up and shouts at his wife to bring him his panga. Confused, she asks him what's wrong, he looks at her and exclaims : "The white man is back!".
Yasis, that is wild man
 

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no . water is not an Atomic element. Molocules get broken down.

Water is an extremely stable molecule. The main breakdown pathway is through photosynthesis, which takes millions of years to process the total amount of water in the oceans.

Clean water maybe.

Clean water is a man-made construct, unless you are fortunate to live in a pristine mountain catchment area. In urban areas, pipelines, electricity and chemicals are needed to supply clean water.
 

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Nope,

Clean water maybe.

Water doesn't go anywhere, there is still the same amount of water on earth as there has been millions of years ago. Having clean water though...

I agree......
The problem though is the population explosion...
11 billion by the turn of the next century....
 

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You voted for Robert Mugabe's henchman and you expect him to treat you like a human being :X3:

Vote beter next time!
To be fair, they just got him. He took power via a coup. They were however happy about getting him considering the blithering idiot he took over from.

And voting differently is as about as effective as pushing a mountain a little to the left.
 
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Yoh, they had to send a second delegation of ministers in order to find out that this was a fraud? Just when you think these idiots cannot get dumber, they surprise you once again.

They should ask this woman - she could get diesel from a rock !




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LOL

That about sums it up ja.

Reminds me of a joke(?) I heard once :
A Zimbabwean husband and wife are lying on the floor of their hut. After years of having no electricity and medicine and not having enough water or food to eat, they are worn, frail and in the process of slowly starving to death. Suddenly the lights go on and water starts rushing from the taps. Angrily, the man quickly jumps up and shouts at his wife to bring him his panga. Confused, she asks him what's wrong, he looks at her and exclaims : "The white man is back!".
 
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