Zuma can’t pay school fees

Jola

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It's a problem if you have huge amounts of money in foreign accounts, but you run out of ZAR, and you can't bring any funds back because that would leave a money trail.
 

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It's a problem if you have huge amounts of money in foreign accounts, but you run out of ZAR, and you can't bring any funds back because that would leave a money trail.
A huge problem, even PW Botha had that inconvenience
 

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That would entail working for 8-12 hours straight. He hasn't done that since the 80s.
Also, I don't think they'd let him close to anything. He can't count, might cause the entire sweatshop line to come to a halt trying to count.

I would doubt Zuma has ever worked 8 hours straight.....
 
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It's a problem if you have huge amounts of money in foreign accounts, but you run out of ZAR, and you can't bring any funds back because that would leave a money trail.
I'm sure Duduzane can bring over a bag or two when he comes home for the holidays.
 

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I'm sure Duduzane can bring over a bag or two when he comes home for the holidays.
Yes he could, all he needs to do is instil a fresh round of loadshedding so everyone's focus can shift away from this trifle inconvenience
 

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He has got the cash...but the stingy dude is probably waiting for someone to help him out and pay it for him. Problem though is that he has fallen mightily out of favour and his so-called "friends" have dropped him. No more JZ bailouts...
 

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He has got the cash...but the stingy dude is probably waiting for someone to help him out and pay it for him. Problem though is that he has fallen mightily out of favour and his so-called "friends" have dropped him. No more JZ bailouts...

In all honesty, I would not be surprised if he doesn't have the cash... It wouldn't be a surprise if Jacob is flat broke actually.
 

Temujin

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Open one of the boxes in your bunker with our stolen billions... that'll cover it ;)
 

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City Press’ sister publication, Rapport, can today reveal that a high school near Durban has obtained a default judgment against Zuma and his fourth wife, Nompumelelo Ntuli (45), over unpaid school fees for their daughter in the amount of R12 51

This is tragic... are we going to have another zuma who can't count?
 

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If he can't afford school fees, how the heck can he afford lawyers fees with appeal after appeal in court?
 

Temujin

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This parasite still gets close on 3mil a year of our tax money... thats 8k+ per day... and still can't afford 12k :thumbsup:
 

WaxLyrical

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Is this a private school teaching colonized education?

Shame on you Zuma.
 

neoprema

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then it should be like what happens to countless other South Africans who can't afford school fees... No special treatment for you, sorry.
 

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