Zuma trial to go ahead, SA judges rush for Australian visas

NameOfBeast

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PRETORIA. The Australian Consulate in Pretoria has confirmed that it has been "overrun" by South African judges applying for citizenship after yesterday's ruling by the Supreme Court of Appeal which found that Jacob Zuma can be tried for corruption. According to Australian officials, the "poor little bastards looked absolutely terrified of getting the big gig".

"We got the first call about ninety seconds after the judgement," said Consulate official Butch Codpiece.

"He was trying to play it cool, the poor little bugger. Asking things like, 'Hypothetically, if a person were interested in moving to Australia today, without any luggage, and possibly without his family or any money, depending on how long his wife took at the ATM, but that person was a judge with twenty years at the bench, how would one go about getting the necessary forms?'

http://www.hayibo.com/articles/view/950
 

Alan

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Not too worry there are plenty left wing activist judges like Nicholson to get him off again.
 

shadowfox

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*lol* Haiybo is always good for a laugh.

Should've known they would grab this one.
 

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LOL This was funny. But to be honest I wouldn't want to be in the person's shoes who has to be the judge in that trial.....
 

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Unless those shoes sat in a bullet-proof cage and had a guaranteed ticket to some remote corner of the planet (like Greenland) - cos I can tell you one thing. If a guilty verdict comes out of that trial that dude had better be frikken fit ... cos he's going to be steps ahead of an ANC mob ....
 

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Unless those shoes sat in a bullet-proof cage and had a guaranteed ticket to some remote corner of the planet (like Greenland) - cos I can tell you one thing. If a guilty verdict comes out of that trial that dude had better be frikken fit ... cos he's going to be steps ahead of an ANC mob ....

Exactly what will happen. Sad but true:mad:
 
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