So, a family member has asked me to be emcee at their wedding.
I don’t think they’ve ever read MyBroadband, otherwise they would know I am going to start by delivering a lame joke or anecdote about how I bought the last pie at a Sasol garage, then proceed to tell them the best price on an external 1TB hard drive.
A member from the audience will then stand up, tell me how unfunny I am, and throw their drink at me.
This will be closely followed by a groomsman shouting that the price of the 1TB drive is “not even a good deal”, and he bought it for cheaper at Makro last week.
The event will culminate with another guest proclaiming that the hard drive is actually a 1.5TB model, and that I must have failed primary school because I “obviously can’t read well”.
At least there will be an open bar.
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