I’m not one who is popular with the ladies.
Women call me ugly when they see me, until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor.
I tried to chat up a woman at a bar once. She had drawn-on eyebrows, which I said were too high.
She looked surprised.
She also declined my offer to talk about how cheap UHD TVs were becoming despite the weakening rand.
If you, like me, are low on funds and can’t find companionship, then there is nothing that can beat buying a tech product at a discounted price.
Easy on the pocket, and it is more than willing to spend time with you.
LG 49-inch Smart UHD LED TV from Makro – R8,999
Samsung 9.6-inch Galaxy Tab E from Makro – R3,499
DStv Explora from Makro – R1,299
Garmin NuviCam LMT from Makro – R5,499
Linksys ADSL Modem Router from Makro – R799
Samsung Galaxy S7 from Bidorbuy – R9,499
HP Officejet Pro 6830 All-in-One Inkjet Printer from Loot – R1,875
Logitech MK220 Wireless Keyboard and Mouse Combo from Loot – R269
Samsung 23.6-inch WLED Monitor from Loot – R2,699
Samsung 23.5-inch Curved LED Monitor from Loot – R3,649
TP Link Router from Incredible Connection – R499
Acer notebook from Incredible Connection – R4,499
Dell Inspirion 3542 notebook from Incredible Connection – R6,999
Asus Intel Core M Notebook from Dion Wired – R9,990
LG 65-inch Super UHD TV from Dion Wired – R34,990
LG 700W speakerbar from Dion Wired – R8,500
Samsung sound system from Game – R7,490
Lenovo 1TB drive from Game – R899
Xbox One bundle from Game – R5,990
Apple Watch from the iStore – R7,999