Over the past few weeks, South Africa has experienced a turbulent time.
President Jacob Zuma reshuffled his cabinet and fired finance minister Pravin Gordhan and his deputy Mcebisi Jonas.
The rand plummeted, and within days the ratings agencies S&P Global and Fitch downgraded the country’s credit rating to junk status.
This is bad news for the country, with the rand expected to stay under pressure and the country’s economic growth expected to slow.
Before Zuma messes up the rand even further, it may be time to blow your hard-earned cash on cool items which you do not need.
Wielding a rubber band machine gun in Batman suit is a good place to start.
24 Carat Gold Toilet Paper – AU$ 1.6 million (R16 million)
This is the most expensive toilet paper roll in the world – enough said.
Rubber Band Machine Gun – $59.95 (R825)
The rubber band machine gun offers rapid fire – 10 rounds per second – and holds 63 rubber bands to ensure you do not run out mid-battle.
Armoured Batman Costume – $1,200 (R16,500)
To stand out at a party, you cannot do much better than a Batman cosplay costume from “Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice”.
BajaBoard Off-Road Electric Skateboard – $3,999 (R55,000)
Why use a normal skateboard when you can use a powered BajaBoard?
G1 Virtuoso Transparent Pool Table – $46,000 (R633,000)
The G1 Virtuoso’s integrated ball runner system, minimalist floating pocket design, and striking aesthetics make this a perfect centrepiece for your living room.