My girlfriend suggestively asked me if anything special was happening this Saturday.
Knowing she was turning 32, I told her not to get her hopes up for anything spectacular.
“Anyway, the celebrations are only going to last half a minute,” I said.
“What are you talking about?” she asked.
“It’s your thirty-second birthday,” I replied.
The real kicker is that I was suffering from severe hallucinations due to work exhaustion and was actually talking to a pot plant.
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