Last week Friday, there was no joke in the deals article – and there were six people who complained.
Based on complex algorithms, we have determined that each reader who posts a comment represents 1 billion readers who feel the same, but remain silent.
Taking this, and extrapolating the data with the assistance of machine learning and big data analytics, we can deduce that at least six billion South Africans were upset there was no joke in the article intro.
After confirming with Stats SA there are not six billion people living in South Africa, we duly informed them their survey and census techniques are flawed – article comments never lie.
Now, go buy some sweet deals this long weekend.
Staff Writer out.
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