I recently got a dog, and decided to call him LAN.
I called him LAN because he is a lot of fun to play with, but requires a lot of cleaning up afterwards.
And not the type of cleaning up today’s kids have to contend with – closing their laptop lid and disconnecting from the Wi-Fi.
I’m talking real work, like rolling up your 50m LAN cable and moving the 486 PCs back to their respective houses.
And of course there’s the dirty plates from toasted cheese sandwiches and packing away the cheap foam mattress you slept on.
Damn kids of today, so spoilt.
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