{"id":10964,"date":"2009-12-29T23:23:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-29T21:23:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2009-12-29T23:23:00","modified_gmt":"2009-12-29T21:23:00","slug":"facebook-fugitive-taunts-police","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mybroadband.co.za\/news\/internet\/10964-facebook-fugitive-taunts-police.html","title":{"rendered":"Facebook fugitive taunts police"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>But police say the convicted burglar&#8217;s antics on the popular social networking site haven&#8217;t gone unnoticed and have appealed to his more than 3,800 Facebook friends to help track him down.<\/p>\n<p>Craig &#8220;Lazie&#8221; Lynch, 28, escaped from the minimum-security Hollesley Bay Prison near the village of Woodbridge in southern England three months ago. Since then, he&#8217;s been regularly updating his Facebook page with ungrammatical digs at police, as well as pictures showing him holding a &#8220;wanted&#8221; sign or making obscene gestures at the camera.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;i aint handin myself in,&#8221; Lynch wrote in one post Tuesday. &#8220;why am i going to do their job for them. What do they get payed for.<\/p>\n<p>And does anyone have a cannon, i need firing over the atlantic.&#8221; Lynch&#8217;s Facebook page is clogged with hundreds of messages from well-wishers, although a few occasionally write in to remind fans that they&#8217;re cheering for a criminal. Police said that Lynch had been serving a seven-year sentence for committing a burglary with a weapon, but did not go into detail.<\/p>\n<p>For his part, Lynch&#8217;s updates typically center on what he&#8217;s eating -pizza was recently on the menu &#8211; as well as complaints about the number of messages he gets from all over the world. His profile pictures show him shirtless while holding a well-roasted turkey.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;if any of you was doubtin my freedom. Here&#8217;s proof,&#8221; he explains. &#8220;How the (expletive) could i get my hands on a bird like this in jail. ha ha.&#8221; Lynch&#8217;s Internet stardom has spawned several fan groups (and some hate groups) as well as customized T-shirts and even a song in Lynch&#8217;s honor.<\/p>\n<p>Fans have flooded his page with praise for his daring, but Suffolk Constabulary spokeswoman Anne-Marie Breach said there was nothing spectacular about Lynch&#8217;s escape from the prison where he was held &#8211; a converted college on the English coast that she said had only minimal security.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Basically it&#8217;s an open prison,&#8221; she said, calling it a place inmates &#8220;can virtually walk out of.&#8221; Despite the reference to going abroad, Breach said police believed that Lynch was still in Britain. She added that police were keeping close tabs on Lynch&#8217;s updates.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Everyone else is,&#8221; she said.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mybroadband.co.za\/vb\/showthread.php?t=209344\"><strong>Facebook fugitive<\/strong><\/a> &#8211; discussion<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An escaped British prisoner is taunting police and attracting a growing Internet fan base from his Facebook profile, mocking authorities for failing to find him and openly musing about moving across the Atlantic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_sma_x_autopost_status":"idle","_sma_x_autopost_error":"","_sma_x_post_id":"","_sma_facebook_post_id":"","_sma_instagram_post_id":"","_sma_threads_post_id":"","_sma_x_attempts":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10964","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-internet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mybroadband.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10964"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mybroadband.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mybroadband.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mybroadband.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mybroadband.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10964"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mybroadband.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10964\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mybroadband.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10964"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mybroadband.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10964"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mybroadband.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10964"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}