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    Quote Originally Posted by ToxicBunny View Post
    Again with the full retard...

    SINGLE lane flyover.. I don't have to indicate for shyte, I had pulled over to one side of the flyover to give the police convoy space to pass, and was moving back into the middle of the lane that I occupied....
    Honestly... Just ignore him... He does this in EVERY thread he occupies
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    Quote Originally Posted by carstensdj View Post
    Honestly... Just ignore him... He does this in EVERY thread he occupies
    I know... but i'm still having fun with the responses.. when he gets beyond the stupidly ridiculous he's been so far, then I'll ignore him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ToxicBunny View Post
    I know... but i'm still having fun with the responses.. when he gets beyond the stupidly ridiculous he's been so far, then I'll ignore him.
    Shouldn't take too long...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haldex View Post
    Well you admitted you were slow on the uptake, had you been vigilant and indicated he would have saw you.
    Did you even indicate?

    Mmmm Double cab driver mentality, at 20km/h and you get hit from the back at 100km/h the whiplash can kill you.

    Jip, you just went full retard. He had been vigilant (which is why he saw the dark car in the night) and he probably did indicate, the guy driving with his light off at night is the issue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by supersunbird View Post
    Jip, you just went full retard. He had been vigilant (which is why he saw the dark car in the night) and he probably did indicate, the guy driving with his light off at night is the issue.
    He only saw him drive past.
    Besides if you going to change lanes then dont dawdle and take your time.
    5 seconds to change lanes, geezlikeit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haldex View Post
    He only saw him drive past.
    Besides if you going to change lanes then dont dawdle and take your time.
    5 seconds to change lanes, geezlikeit
    The Full Retard is strong with you it seems...

    Did you miss BOTH references to it being a single lane flyover?
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    Eish
    If you don't understand the argument well enough that you could switch sides and represent the other team, stop arguing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haldex View Post
    He only saw him drive past.
    Besides if you going to change lanes then dont dawdle and take your time.
    5 seconds to change lanes, geezlikeit
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    Single lane road, capiche?
    Last edited by supersunbird; 20-06-2013 at 04:27 PM.
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    To all JHB drivers. Just because you used your indicators doesn't mean the space next to you is not occupied by another vehicle. Open you bloody eyes and look before you start changing lanes.


    ot/
    My prediction for Haldex's next post...
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Librarian View Post
    And also I've noticed that it's people with big cars (SUV's etc) or fast cars who'll sit on your a$$ happily sniffing your exhaust fumes and getting all excited about that, then try to squeeze past you, thereby forcing you off the road
    Just touch your brakes to check if their ABS still works

    Which reminds me, need a solid bull bar at the back of the Landy too...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Batista View Post
    Lol yup! Just moved to the area, will have to relearn how ppl of GB drive
    Easy: The black golf with the GP plates: Avoid!

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    Isuzu KB240 CA72068, you fscking tool!!! This morning i'm in the far left lane so that i can turn off the M5 and merge onto the N2 and this guy decides at the last minute that he also wants to merge onto the N2. Only issue was that he was all the way, 3 lanes to the right across from my lane and without looking or indicating he just gooi's that steering wheel left and shoots across 3 LANES! In the process he almost took out a guy on a scooter (like 20cm almost) and caused me to have to violently swerve right off the FSCKING road onto the grass so that he didnt just plough right into the side of me! Thank god there was no barrier or pavement next to me! Had it been 20m further, there would have been!
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    Quote Originally Posted by carstensdj View Post
    Isuzu KB240 CA72068, you fscking tool!!! This morning i'm in the far left lane so that i can turn off the M5 and merge onto the N2 and this guy decides at the last minute that he also wants to merge onto the N2. Only issue was that he was all the way, 3 lanes to the right across from my lane and without looking or indicating he just gooi's that steering wheel left and shoots across 3 LANES! In the process he almost took out a guy on a scooter (like 20cm almost) and caused me to have to violently swerve right off the FSCKING road onto the grass so that he didnt just plough right into the side of me! Thank god there was no barrier or pavement next to me! Had it been 20m further, there would have been!
    And you managed to get his numberplate?
    Amazing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haldex View Post
    And you managed to get his numberplate?
    Amazing
    Did you realise the error of your ways after my drawing?

    *and because you were wrong there, maybe just double sure you are right before commenting
    Quote Originally Posted by saor View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haldex View Post
    And you managed to get his numberplate?
    Amazing
    Yea i was behind him on the turn off and thought "702" like the radio station and "68" is the number before the famous 69 so wasn't too tough to remember... Should i justify it any further for you?
    Last edited by carstensdj; 22-06-2013 at 01:15 PM. Reason: To keep the local MyBB Troll happy
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