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Thread: Woman faces part amputation after trying to separate two hyenas

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    Default Woman faces part amputation after trying to separate two hyenas

    What started out as a fairly routine rescue for Johannesburg paramedics took an unusual turn after a helicopter meant for a truck crash victim had to instead airlift to hospital a middle-aged woman who tried to break up a fight between two hyenas - and nearly lost her hand doing so.

    Paramedics were attending a truck crash on the R512 near Lanseria‚ North West of Johannesburg‚ on Monday afternoon.

    According to Emer-G-Med Operations Manager‚ Jurgen Kotze‚ a large sand truck rear-ended another large truck‚ entrapping a male passenger.

    Kotze said the extrication process took around 90 minutes.

    "Whilst we were working on him‚ in the backup of traffic‚ a car came through with a badly injured woman in her 50s.
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    Is this woman fscking retarded?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ToxicBunny View Post
    Is this woman fscking retarded?
    Yes. Probably.

    They were probably at the Lion park. I used to live near there and every so often you hear of some tourist doing something extremely idiotic like getting munched because he tried to "shoo" away a male lion in the road in front of his car...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ToxicBunny View Post
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    Kotze said the woman was allegedly a hyena handler.
    Weird job
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    Trying to seperate hyenas. Good grief. And she is a handler? Surely she should have known better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by supersunbird View Post
    Weird job
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    Quote Originally Posted by Werfetter View Post
    Yes. Probably.

    They were probably at the Lion park. I used to live near there and every so often you hear of some tourist doing something extremely idiotic like getting munched because he tried to "shoo" away a male lion in the road in front of his car...
    Not a tourist, handler.
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    Don't hyenas have the strongest jaws pound for pound on earth?

    Sorry lady, but you are retarded
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    Hyena handler or not, you never try to separate 2 hyenas from each other.

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    Handler...lost hand?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pitbull View Post
    Don't hyenas have the strongest jaws pound for pound on earth?

    Sorry lady, but you are retarded
    Their jaws are extremely strong. They crush bone like it's nothing.

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