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    Quote Originally Posted by NarrowBandFtw View Post
    Massive sinkhole swallows a full sitting of parliament, no survivors found.
    Be Careful - Designated Survivor might just be: Nkosazana Dlamini-Zuma

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    Sarie, daughter of prominent Orania resident Du Toit van Aswegen, welcomes 2nd baby with husband Tshepo Maluleke.
    Yeah whatever mate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Techne View Post
    All Tax collection agencies close down and Usury is outlawed worldwide.
    Going full flying pigs.

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    China pumps $1 trillion into South African economy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xino_sam View Post
    Be Careful - Designated Survivor might just be: Nkosazana Dlamini-Zuma
    Do we even have such a contingency plan? I was careful, careful to say "full sitting" i.e. all MPs attending, Dlamini-Zuma would be there
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    Quote Originally Posted by WaxLyrical View Post
    China UK pumps $1 trillion into South African economy.
    I don't want no Chinese overlords, rather just get our usual ones to pay.

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    Eskom cut tariffs by 50% and credits accounts for 8 years of over charging - economy now set to boom
    *suffering from thin privilege - hangs head in shame*

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    Australian land mass drifting towards Mexico at a rapid pace.
    Last edited by ForceFate; 17-04-2018 at 03:45 PM.
    Yeah whatever mate

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    Government dissolved as SA is entered into the UK Commonwealth
    It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.― Terry Pratchett

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garson007 View Post
    I don't want no Chinese overlords, rather just get our usual ones to pay.
    Everyone else is broke

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    Mars colony celebrates first baby.
    If you don't know where you are going any road can take you there
    Accuse the enemies of that which you know you are guilty

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    Zuma gets life sentence for too many charges to mention
    Really?!
    Mponya is a Legend move over Malema

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