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    http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-05-1...-women/9769980

    Argentina's Football Federation is trying to contain an embarrassing scandal after it handed out a manual that includes advice on how to seduce Russian women during the World Cup.

    The manual was handed out to journalists, players and coaches during a free course about Russian language and culture organised by the national federation.

    It included a section under the title: "What to do to have a chance with a Russian girl."

    The advice included lines like: "Make sure you're clean, smell good and dress well."

    It also said Russian woman do not like to be seen as objects.

    "Because Russian women are beautiful many men only want to sleep with them the advice is to treat the woman in front of you as if she is someone of value," it said.

    The AFA said on Wednesday that the material was included by mistake by the course teacher and that it does not reflect the values of the federation or its directives. It also said that it had been removed.

    "The Department of Education of the Argentina Football Association announces that after an internal investigation carried out with respect to what happened yesterday during a course on Russian language and culture, we have concluded that part of the material given was erroneously printed," it said in a statement.

    "Having notified the personnel of the department, we proceeded to have it immediately removed. We lament that such a mistake has overshadowed what was important on the date.

    "We express our most sincere apologies to those that were affected by the publication which in no way reflects the thinking of the Argentina Football Association, nor of its president Claudio Tapia or any of its executives."
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    Yes, the real Argentinian way to get a Russian is to treat them like s**t.
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    They should also include one about how to deal with a Sergei after you have successfully seduced his woman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thechamp View Post
    They should also include one about how to deal with a Sergei after you have successfully seduced his woman.
    If the road rage Youtube videos are anything to go by, then they should rather sample the pr0nz scene or stick to watching the football.

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    Yeah whatever mate

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    Just remember Russian police is scary AF. Just easier to keep it in your pants and rest assured you don't have to deal with them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ForceFate View Post
    If the road rage Youtube videos are anything to go by, then they should rather sample the pr0nz scene or stick to watching the football.

    /wipes brow
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornelius.van.Breda View Post
    Just remember Russian police is scary AF. Just easier to keep it in your pants and rest assured you don't have to deal with them.
    Russian police will have an issue with some Argentinean Casanova seducing Russian women? Is there a law against it?
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    How to seduce Russian women? Go to russian brides dot com and order one.
    Im not anti-social; Im just not user friendly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thechamp View Post
    Russian police will have an issue with some Argentinean Casanova seducing Russian women? Is there a law against it?
    I'm more thinking about what would happen if they start crying rape.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanDango View Post
    How to seduce Russian women? Go to russian brides dot com and order one.
    Where's the thrill in that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by thechamp View Post
    They should also include one about how to deal with a Sergei after you have successfully seduced his woman.
    Brilliant

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    Thought that Russians were only available via mail
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    I miss the Honduran football fans.
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    You really don't want to be Messing with Russian women or men for that matter.

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