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Thread: I can detain you for 12 hours, so what are you going to do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by saturnz View Post
    I'm just looking for one divine hammer, I'll bang it all day

    oh the carpenter goes bang bang bang....
    Suicide bomber candidate

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    Quote Originally Posted by berghie View Post
    The grace period is only 21 days!
    This sneakiness cost me a fine in Cape Town!
    CORRECT,

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    Quote Originally Posted by marine1 View Post
    Suicide bomber candidate
    if the vibe was suicide, then you would push the button, but if you are bowing down, then let me do the cutting

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    Quote Originally Posted by marine1 View Post
    Sorry I dont speak allahu akhbar
    its actually Zach de la Rocha, but if you say so

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    Quote Originally Posted by saturnz View Post
    lulz

    /me watchez as others engage with people who believe Obama is muslim
    Right?!


    Quote Originally Posted by saturnz View Post
    its actually Zach de la Rocha, but if you say so
    Now-now, Skeeter. Don'tcha' know those guys look like them brown fellers in the desert, so they must be one of them mursluurms...tooker-jerbs-tooker-jerbs....


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    Quote Originally Posted by saturnz View Post
    lulz

    /me watchez as others engage with people who believe Obama is muslim
    Very similar to talking with you, just the other side of the coin
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    saor is a dumbass

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    I am a foreigner, (alien!) with a South African wife, and a house in Pretoria. I am not often stopped by the police, but usually it is because of an alleged (imaginary) traffic offence. These days I just stop, wind down the window, and ever so politely ask the Officer why he / she has stopped me. I then go on to say that I am British, and do not EVER pay bribes, so hope that the reason for stopping me is not an attempt to secure a bribe. This produces an emphatic denial as to wanting a bribe, and that is followed by a cursory glance at my driving livence and a wave on. Occasionally I am told I have failed to stop at a stop junction, but I deny that and tell the officer that there must be some mistake, perhaps in the line of sight being obstructed? It is sensible to give them an easy way out.
    I agree with those who criticise the post for attempting to transfer the wrong doing to the Officer.
    Another key phrase for identifying an attempted extortion is "How much must I fine you?" This is used just outside Machadodorp by a particular corrupt cop on a steep hill where it is easy to drift over the speed limit. I have witnessed one attempt and been told of several others.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pitbull View Post
    Some people are clearly not THINKING. That is an idiotic thing to do. Who assumed the picture was real?
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    No one.
    The STORY isn't even real...made up as usual.
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    Quote Originally Posted by marine1 View Post
    Point is the car is not roadworthy anymore with expired license (after 30 days grace) they can impound car
    No the car is unlicensed and they can impound it based on that factor.

    Unroadworthy is a completely separate thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by access View Post
    something like 500 bux(might be more now) for driving with no drivers license, half price if the drivers license is produced at court.

    500 bux for a expired license disk. plus the penalty when renewing it after expiration obviously..

    that is all. anything else said here is bs.
    Happened to me a year or so ago at Somerset West when I went out without my wallet and some fscker crashed into the back of me.

    The ticket I got was for R1000, reduced to half if you produce your license when paying at the court.

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    Joburg Metro police are by far the most corrupt in the country. Theyve tried to solicit bribes from me in a number of instances, even when I was absolutely not in the wrong.

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