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    Farmers arrested, charged for murder

    A pistol in my face will get you killed if you don't kill me first. Usually these ****ers are not very skilled with a firearm, and their firearms and ammunition (the little they have) are not maintained. When confronted by them it is imperative to act with maximum force; they do not understand...
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    John Steenhuisen gets involved in heated exchange with Journalist

    This is a country where people get excited because they got a + on their HIV test...
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    John Steenhuisen gets involved in heated exchange with Journalist

    Not enough wives...
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    Farmers arrested, charged for murder

    Yes, that's a sad reality. But, what did you REALLY think was going to happen? This IS Africa. Did you believe that everyone in this country was going to join hands and sing 'Kumbaya'? Were you under the illusion that cultural differences would be buried, and that the values and norms of...
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    All online shopping now allowed in South Africa

    Well, that's a short list...
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    All online shopping now allowed in South Africa

    The buzz is that online vibrator sales are going to explode.
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    What book are you reading at the moment ?

    Some absolutely insightful, hilarious and completely off the wall stuff by the author of The Satanic Bible.
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    What book are you reading at the moment ?

    A wonderful book. If you haven't yet read The Island of Dr. Moreau by H. G. Wells then give it a go.
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    Do you support the government’s current lockdown strategy?

    They ordered a shipment of vibrating dildo's from China...
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    Do you support the government’s current lockdown strategy?

    Access to the internet should be restricted in the same manner as the right to vote and breed should be; with mandatory IQ tests.
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    South Africa prepares to reopen struggling economy

    The only disease requiring any restrictions is the ANC government.
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    South Africans baffled by bizarre lockdown clothing rules

    If you still harbour any doubts as to the utter idiocy and sheer stupidity of this government, then you're part of the problem. Normal, intelligent, productive and sane human beings cannot and should not be subjected to the whims of morons. Enough.
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    How would you rate President Cyril Ramaphosa’s handling of the COVID-19 crisis so far?

    Yada Yada, blah, warra warra, wena mina wena, chomp, chew, flip flop, yada stage X, blah boolah ****... Then, off for Johnny Blue and a sumptuous din din. **** off.
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    How would you rate President Cyril Ramaphosa’s handling of the COVID-19 crisis so far?

    I can't rate it at all; doing so would be an admission on my part that he had done something.
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    Things that irritate you - Part 2

    Homo Sapiens.
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