Fake Meat Fail: Sales Collapse At Beyond Meat, Impossible Foods As 20% Of Staff Laid Off

@Polymathic get married bastid! And invite us!

Don't be a kanjoos like Singhdude who got married and never invited anyone :(
at this stage the only way I'm getting married is if I have a microsecond of hesitation in my pullout game.

Nee vok none of that Hart schit. Those 3 legged cast iron pots on an open fire! Best chow ever!
you the type ou that invite people for a potjie and serve them mutton curry.
 
The whole reasoning is retarded...

If you prefer a certain beer brand as an example. That is what you will drink. You would drink something else if your favorite isn't available ofc. But you will buy the one which the taste you prefer as a first choice always.

Why the fk would anyone that loves meat, buy a meat substitute? Why would a vegan or vegetarian use a meat substitute? (I do understand some exceptions, like Hindu as an example who can't have meat at certain times) But that is it... The whole idea failed from the start. It tastes like SHYTE! No meat lover will willingly make the switch no matter how they dice it. And a none meat eater, just can't be arsed xD
 
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at this stage the only way I'm getting married is if I have a microsecond of hesitation in my pullout game.


you the type ou that invite people for a potjie and serve them mutton curry.

You shouldn't be playing that kind of game Poly!

As for potjie. My mil does an excellent job of that :cool:
 
You shouldn't be playing that kind of game Poly!

As for potjie. My mil does an excellent job of that :cool:

Rubbers are expensive and women's preferences change when on the pill to males with more feminine features and I'm a not a pretty boy.
 
Some people like the taste of meat, but don't want to kill animals (or don't want them to suffer under kak conditions for a burger pattie). I honestly don't see what the issue is with trying to imitate something.
Spare a thought for the poor mushrooms.
Kept in the dark all day, and are fed schite.
 
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