Where you can watch Ramaphosa’s SONA 2023 live

[Quicks]

These clowns run your life.

Maybe the country, but not your life anyone is more than welcome to leave this country when and how is up to you.

 

[BeerIsNotGood...]

Maybe the country, but not your life anyone is more than welcome to leave this country when and how is up to you.

#JustTrekBru
#I'mStaying

 

[wbot]

No

 

[longboy]

I'd literally rather have explosive, debilitating diarrhoea than listen to this clown.

That can be arranged. I just crushed a large jamal gota seed. Lemme know when you're going to pop by.

 

[wingnut771]

I would have, but we have load shedding ..

Yeah, 6-8pm for me.

 

[RedViking]

In a toilet bowl after a bunny chow.

 

[wingnut771]

I'll be watching this:

 

[RedViking]

My fellow South Africans....

Blah blah blah...

Our people.....

Blah blah blah.....

Transformation....

Blah blah blah blah.....

The ANC promise...

Blah blah blah....

Something something we must....

Blah blah blah....



Clowns

 

[wingnut771]

My fellow South Africans....

Blah blah blah...

Our people.....

Blah blah blah.....

Transformation....

Blah blah blah blah.....

The ANC promise...

Blah blah blah....

Something something we must....

Blah blah blah....



Clowns

blah blah blah

gender based violence.....

blah blah blah

ubuntu....

blah blah blah

lets not criticise...

 

[RedViking]

blah blah blah

gender based violence.....

blah blah blah

ubuntu....

blah blah blah

lets not criticise...

Imagine we still had the previous clown. Replace blah blah blah with jiggle jiggle jiggle....

 

[wingnut771]

Imagine we still had the previous clown. Replace blah blah blah with jiggle jiggle jiggle....

*clears throat*

 

[Galactica]

At least squirrel covers up

His Excellency President Cyril Matamela Ramaphosa or the Commander in Chief.

 

[GoneWithTheWindows]

REALLY wanted to watch the sona but unfortunately, I am double booked, need to watch the grass grow

 

[RedViking]

*clears throat*

*push up glasses with middle finger*

 

[rvZA]

What is the use of SONA when Eskom cuts the country's electricity?

It should have been cancelled and the funds used to buy diesel for Eskom. But, ANC and their cronies are stealing this money by going ahead with SONA while the country can't watch.

CR could have released this in writing on the Governments website as he does every Monday.

 

[FiestaST]

Thanks for the handy advice BT dawg but gonna pass.

 

[MagNorthDigital]

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Cyril will only appear at 9:30pm as usual
Same as every year

Coz there is a 1 hr delay t the start

Then the racist EFF naaiers go Seagull mode, they fly in, make a shitload noise, kak on everything, and then get thrown out.

21h30 Cyril appears and then bla ****ing bla my fellow south africans

 

[purple face]

if anyone wants to watch SONA 2023 watch it here

 

[RedViking]

Please, Zuma's Ancestors, may they experience loadshedding or power failure during the SONA leaving them all in the dark with each other.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!