Woman farts in front of husband for first time in 9 years - he wasn’t having it

[Pineapple Smurf]

Sometimes we have to let it go, it needs to leave the body for a reason sir!

A woman told Kidspot report that her husband would not forgive her after she let go a fart bomb in front of him.

Unless you want your partners gas to be trapped in their intestines, I suggest you allow them to release the inner demon. But this husband was not having any of it.

https://www.iol.co.za/lifestyle/love-sex/relationships/woman-farts-in-front-of-husband-for-first-time-in-9-years-he-wasnt-having-it-7a5739c9-228e-4510-83f3-60e31c7db04e

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

I would never ever fart in front of anyone

 

[Tabac]

I would never ever fart in front of anyone

I've got a medical problem - I fart.... all the time.

Have a nice story to tell about it..... The old lady who visited me one Friday evening ...

 

[epah]

I've got a medical problem - I fart.... all the time.

Did you invite @ShaunSA or @BBC over, is it not as tight as it used to be down there?

 

[I.am.Sam]

I've got a medical problem - I fart.... all the time.

Have a nice story to tell about it..... The old lady who visited me one Friday evening ...

silent ones in malls are the worst

 

[Tabac]

Did you invite @ShaunSA or @BBC over, is it not as tight as it used to be down there?

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[saor]

Did you invite @ShaunSA or @BBC over, is it not as tight as it used to be down there?

Like a tent, it flaps in the wind.

 

[grok]

I would never ever fart in front of anyone

I did yesterday, getting out the car at Chamdor I stretched & let a loud one go, as one should, but only afterwards realized there were half open back window & people on the back seat of the car next to mine..

Ah well, serves them right.

 

[The_MAC]

I fart in front of my wife, but it's not a free-for-all, Proximity and Location are limiting factors.

My wife does occasionally fart in front of me, she's also human after all (I think )

 

[bwana]

silent ones in malls are the worst

Nothing beats a good crop dusting on a mall escalator.

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

@EMAM
This you?

 

[FiestaST]

'gross and uncouth'

 

[The_MAC]

silent ones in malls are the worst

Covid and masking allowed us to let loose freely, now we have to be a bit more considerate..

 

[The_Mowgs]

I've got a medical problem - I fart.... all the time.

Have a nice story to tell about it..... The old lady who visited me one Friday evening ...

She was busy eating your ass and you farted small sht particles into her mouth? This obviously cause her to gag and vomit on your penis which aroused you so much that you came on Sharrons back?

 

[Tabac]

She was busy eating your ass and you farted small sht particles into her mouth? This obviously cause her to gag and vomit on your penis which aroused you so much that you came on Sharrons back?

Once the weed wears off - read this and re-post.

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Once the weed wears off - read this and re-post.

The Boeing has gone over

 

[BBC]

Did you invite @ShaunSA or @BBC over, is it not as tight as it used to be down there?

Silent but violent is the way to go

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

I think it is disgusting

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Gross

 

[LCBXX]

A weak attempt at writing a controversial article with made-up people and story.

Nothing new, for IOL.