Illegal driver's licence syndicates run rampant in SA

My driving card was liberated from my pocket while in a queue at Game

Went to Hillstar, the queue was out the door

Went to Fish Hoek. Lady tells me that if I drove there without a valid licence I am breaking the law. Silly bitch, what does she want me to do?

I walked out
 
This is why we have so many incompetent cnuts on the road these days.
Didn't you also buy your drivers' license?
Talking to yourself in the MyBB mirror?
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My driving card was liberated from my pocket while in a queue at Game

Went to Hillstar, the queue was out the door

Went to Fish Hoek. Lady tells me that if I drove there without a valid licence I am breaking the law. Silly bitch, what does she want me to do?

I walked out
Okay, well did you ever bother to replace it or you walked out and never looked back?
 
I'm glad your thinking about me.
I understand the concept very well.
Sadly you dont understand the concept of a speed limit.
No you dont understand the concept, but you get a pass since you come from a small town with single lanes.
If you could kindly show me one BMW fan who understands the concept of a speed limit. I will buy you a case of beer.
 
No you dont understand the concept, but you get a pass since you come from a small town with single lanes.
If you could kindly show me one BMW fan who understands the concept of a speed limit. I will buy you a case of beer.
You may have to buy him that case of beer. I'm a BMW fan and I understand the concept of a speed limit and I obey them as well.
 
Talking to yourself in the MyBB mirror?
Well at least you picked up that it was you that I was trying to respond to. How many years have you been driving with a false license?
 
Well at least you picked up that it was you that I was trying to respond to. How many years have you been driving with a false license?
I dont have a false license, I simply paid an additional fee that guaranteed me a pass, I still got tested and passed with flying colours. My license was not bought.
 
I dont have a false license, I simply paid an additional fee that guaranteed me a pass, I still got tested and passed with flying colours. My license was not bought.

Wasn't it YOU who caused a truck/tanker to flip over and burst into flames on the N1 the other day, when it tried to avoid you? :sneaky:
 
I didn't see nothing.

By the way, were you on the N1 near Winburg this weekend... and feeling particularly competitive with other fast-driving BMW's?

 
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