Arsonist cuts off penis — then uses it to start a blaze in neighbor’s garage: cops

[LazyLion]

His arson plan was a bunch of junk.

A firebug in Indiana cut off his own penis, dumped gasoline on it — then used it to light a blaze inside a neighbor’s garage, according to police.

Christopher Peden, 36, of Fort Wayne, allegedly copped to giving himself the shaft after first claiming he was stabbed, according to court documents.

Arsonist cuts off penis — then uses it to start a blaze in neighbor’s garage: cops

Christopher Peden, 36, of Fort Wayne first claimed to have been stabbed before allegedly admitting to the totally nuts kindling plan, according to court documents.

nypost.com

 

[Agent_Smith]

d*ck move...

 

[ShaunSA]

I'm lost for words

 

[LazyLion]

Man accused of cutting off his genitals, using them to start a fire, authorities say

A man in Indiana is accused of cutting off his genitals and using them to start a fire, according to authorities

www.wave3.com

Proverbs 6:27 - Can a man scoop fire into his lap without his clothes being burned?

 

[Smiggles]

What a cockup.

 

[*SynergyX*]

sausage braai

 

[HAL 9000]

The famous Ukrainian urologist, Dr Katya Kokoff, has volunteered her services pro bono in order to perform reconstructive surgery and reinstate his 'missing member'...

 

[DreamKing]

leftist? lgbt? dem? or all?

 

[Binary_Bark]

 

[Hemi300c]

2 inches away from death.

 

[EmmanuelGoldstein]

I didn't know a gentleman sausage was flammable

 

[Rickster]

That's methed up.

 

[ISP cash cow]

With that blood loss how would he have even carried on?

 

[The_David]

OMG these comments are not disappointing ... unlike his p@nis

 

[now05ster]

With that blood loss how would he have even carried on?

Yeah, right?

 

[SHL]

Arsonist cuts off penis — then uses it to start a blaze in neighbor’s garage: cops

Christopher Peden, 36, of Fort Wayne first claimed to have been stabbed before allegedly admitting to the totally nuts kindling plan, according to court documents.

nypost.com

 

[EmmanuelGoldstein]

Leading circumciser, the honourable Dame Jill Chopcock has said that this was a cut too far

 

[FiestaST]

 

[Mike Hoxbig]

Cut the penis to spite the balls...

 

[EmmanuelGoldstein]

Cut the penis to spite the balls...

Them balls always don't get the shine they deserve, not even when the main member is being blown.