Arsonist cuts off penis — then uses it to start a blaze in neighbor’s garage: cops

[ISP cash cow]

There really are some weird folk out there

what's weirder is how many of these stories come to light on my broadband. I wonder about the rags these guys are reading

 

[WollieVerstege]

the whole story is nuts

No,no. The nuts were specifically excluded.

 

[Mike Hoxbig]

part 2 of the movie face off

The porn version, Phallus Off...

 

[lkswan747]

What a Skin Head or the afrikaans translation
:

 

[FiestaST]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2075217336517501057

 

[VooDooC]

Cut your nose to spite your face, or chop your d*ck off to spite your neighbor.

 

[TheMightyQuin]

Gives a whole new meaning to:

"There is a burning sensation when I pee."

 

[RaptorSA]

Please, please do the name change... I f**ing beg this man, our timeline deserves it.

 

[EmmanuelGoldstein]

I had cockburn the other day, no joke it was

 

[EmmanuelGoldstein]

I had cockburn the other day, no joke it was

And yes @ShaunSA it was from what you think it was. Not sure how though. Dr asked me if it was anal and I said no I don't do chocolate starfish games.

 

[ShaunSA]

Please, please do the name change... I f**ing beg this man, our timeline deserves it.

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A few years back an unfortunate chap was applying for something. Conversation went something like this

Lady - Your surname?
Gentleman - Cobain
Lady looking at application - Cockburn?
Gentleman - No Cobain
Lady - Spell it for me please?
Gentleman - C O C K B U R N Cobain
Lady - Cockburn?

 

[wbot]

Only thing I see when I look into that guy's eyes is total regret and "wtf did i do?!"

 

[Itsa Trap]

leftist? lgbt? dem? or all?

Well from his mugshot I'd say he looks less transey and more jesusey.

 

[Maurice Kitching]

Well from his mugshot I'd say he looks less transey and more jesusey.

Quite common after transey cuts off cocky.