Pay R340,000 and never buy petrol again in South Africa
In the last year, four electric vehicles (EVs) have been launched in South Africa for under R500,000, making it possible for many more people to switch away from petrol and diesel.
The electricity needed to run an electric car in South Africa typically costs around a third to half of what a motorist would pay to fill up a similar petrol or diesel car to cover the same distance.
“Pay R340,000 and never buy petrol again.”
That is such a South African headline.
Because yes, technically, you will never buy petrol again.
You will also never see that R340,000 again.
They make it sound like you have beaten the oil industry.
You have not beaten petrol. You have prepaid for freedom.
And I love how we now call a car “affordable” because it costs under R500,000.
Under R500,000 is not affordable in South Africa. That is just a smaller emergency.
It is like saying, “Good news, the operation is affordable. It is under one million rand.”
Then they tell you electricity costs much less than petrol.
Wonderful.
But first you must buy the electric car, install a charger, maybe get solar, maybe get batteries, and preferably own a house with a garage.
Then someone says, “Basically, charging is free.”
No, my friend.
You built a private power station so you can drive to Checkers.
And what happens during load-shedding?
In Europe, you plug in the car and go to sleep.
In South Africa, you plug in the car and open the load-shedding app.
Now the car has 12%, the power is off, and tomorrow you have a meeting in Midrand.
Suddenly transport has become a team-building exercise.
Then there is range anxiety.
The brochure says 300 kilometres.
But that is under ideal conditions.
No traffic, no hills, no air conditioning, no passengers, and apparently nobody is allowed to breathe too heavily.
The moment the battery drops below 20%, the whole family becomes an engineering department.
“Switch off the aircon.”
“Stop charging your phone.”
“Why did you move your seat?”
Still, electric cars probably are the future.
They are cheaper to run, quieter, and petrol prices are painful.
But let us be honest about the sales pitch.
It is not “Pay R340,000 and never buy petrol again.”
It is “Pay R340,000 and start monitoring electricity like it is a family member.”
At least the pain is quieter.
Just like the engine.