Things that irritate you - Part 4

saor said:
FNB app support chat is a POS.

They automatically end the chat if you say nothing for 3 minutes. But then you sit there waiting for the support agent to respond - they take 3 minutes to respond, then when you answer their question you get 'sorry, chat has ended'.
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Was seeing the pics and wanted to comment, same thing here.

FNB : What was the closed account number

Me : I will search for it real quick.

FNB : Are you still there?

Me : Ye......

FNB : Chat has ended.
 
I went through the local KFC Driver through just now, when I was casually waiting at the collection window in the PISSing cold I looked around casually, then I looked at the trees immediately to my left and suddenly I noticed a fscking man standing in them, less than a meter from my window, not moving and staring just over me

Fsckn hell my soul damn nearly pissed off

Kak creepy man.

Exactly like this:

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ArmatageShanks said:
I went through the local KFC Driver through just now, when I was casually waiting at the collection window in the PISSing cold I looked around casually, then I looked at the trees immediately to my left and suddenly I noticed a fscking man standing in them, less than a meter from my window, not moving and staring just over me

Fsckn hell my soul damn nearly pissed off

Kak creepy man.

Exactly like this:

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Stutterstock @ kfc?
 
Hemi300c said:
The latest silver tops/lids/coverings they put on yoghurt that tear when removing.
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Don't be a lazy fekker and make your own?

Making another batch tomorrow.

Approx 50% to 60% cheaper and literally is asis yoghurt without any added kak arrived in perfect containers…
 
icantchooseone said:
a mistake you will only make once :

lift your toolbox up by its handle only to find out the latch was not properly latched
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Indeed, I had the missfotune of it being my Father's large fishing gear toolbox which contained about a Billion tiny little things most of which would stab and hook into your fingers as you tried to pick them up through the grass.
 
Lupus said:
Nostril hairs out the ears would be worse, I mean does it wrap around?
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Nope, it spawns from within the tunnels in your head.

I still don't understand why the human body accelerates hair in these places later in life,

What does the body think is going to happen to it that will require long dense nostral hair to deal with it?
 
ArmatageShanks said:
Nope, it spawns from within the tunnels in your head.

I still don't understand why the human body accelerates hair in these places later in life,

What does the body think is going to happen to it that will require long dense nostral hair to deal with it?
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My theory is that your body produces a certain amount of hair cells every day.

As male pattern baldness sets in, fewer of these hair cells are required to grow your luscious locks.

However, they have to go somewhere...
Ears, nose and eyebrows are the closest available options ....
 
Sinbad said:
My theory is that your body produces a certain amount of hair cells every day.

As male pattern baldness sets in, fewer of these hair cells are required to grow your luscious locks.

However, they have to go somewhere...
Ears, nose and eyebrows are the closest available options ....
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Is that why I have to trim my pubes more than normal at 50 years old. Seems to just going wild down there 🥹
 
Sinbad said:
My theory is that your body produces a certain amount of hair cells every day.

As male pattern baldness sets in, fewer of these hair cells are required to grow your luscious locks.

However, they have to go somewhere...
Ears, nose and eyebrows are the closest available options ....
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Kinda makes sense, I've seen guys with a bit of chin stubble spawn massive bears when the went bald.
 
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