Jacob Zuma’s R246 million Nkandla homestead deteriorating in front of everyone’s eyes

Jacob Zuma’s R246 million Nkandla homestead deteriorating in front of everyone’s eyes

Minister of Public Works and Infrastructure, Dean Macpherson, said that it is not their responsibility to maintain Nkandla’s chicken coops, cattle kraals, and swimming pools.

 

[Ninja'd]

Minister of Public Works and Infrastructure, Dean Macpherson, said that it is not their responsibility to maintain Nkandla’s chicken coops, cattle kraals, and swimming pools.

I thought that was the reason you have an armyload of wives and kids.

 

[Zellephant]

That part of Zululand isn't like that... like I said, its in the wrong direction.

Some of my best hunting memories come from ranches between Nkandla and Ulundi.

I spent a few years living in Mkuze. It’s a beautiful part of the country.

 

[Cray]

You heathens!

Sure, I couldn’t give a damn about Nkandla - but let’s not go around dissing Zululand. It’s a beautiful piece of the country, and full of wonderful historical sites from the battlefields, game reserves, hunting ranches etc.just a pity it’s besmirched by that horrible man’s homestead

True enough, hopefully when Zuma dies they will bury him at Nkandla. There might be some tourism opportunities for people who want to go visit there to make sure the bastard is definitely dead.

 

[ToxicBunny]

Some of my best hunting memories come from ranches between Nkandla and Ulundi.

I spent a few years living in Mkuze. It’s a beautiful part of the country.

Ulundi, Mkuze etc are all in the right direction from eShowe... Nkandla not so much, even without shytestain having a pondok on the top of the hill.

 

[Leisure Larry]

Dean Macpherson
1st one to be axed by incoming president Duduzane

 

[dualmeister]

 

[Cius]

Lol, that is a lot of ground to maintain. Gardens, thatch roofs that need replacement on a cycle. Walls need painting. Fire pools need maintenance. Makes me smile that he has to live with watching it all crumble.

 

[Ninja'd]

True enough, hopefully when Zuma dies they will bury him at Nkandla. There might be some tourism opportunities for people who want to go visit there to make sure the bastard is definitely dead.

New Thatcher toilet?

 

[Mista_Mobsta]

This **** steals money to build his private mansion. Makes a way to get out of prison and then has the balls to ask for Public works to fix his house....

Naa the confidence of this guy is ridiculous. No wonder he friends with Epstein

Imagine what his voters and supporters are like then...

 

[Mista_Mobsta]

Lol, that is a lot of ground to maintain. Gardens, thatch roofs that need replacement on a cycle. Walls need painting. Fire pools need maintenance. Makes me smile that he has to live with watching it all crumble.

It shouldn't - it should make you utterly p****d off as that cretin didn't use a cent of his own money to pay for anything...just another Taxpayer Funded "Investment" that is going to ruin because of the ANC (currently MK) and their despicable "leaders"

 

[porchrat]

True enough, hopefully when Zuma dies they will bury him at Nkandla. There might be some tourism opportunities for people who want to go visit there to make sure the bastard is definitely dead.

Or to piss on his grave. Maybe build a toilet block that drains right out onto his grave and charge R2 admission. Zuma family will be billionaires by the end of the first week.

Added bonus, JZ's corpse will be forever safe from HIV thanks to the perpetual shower.

 

[Rickster]

I would laugh but that is our money.

 

[Creag]

It can't be deteriorating in front of everyone's eyes. How many of us can get in there to look?

True. But most don't want to see this hideous thing anyway

 

[ToxicBunny]

Or to piss on his grave. Maybe build a toilet block that drains right out onto his grave and charge R2 admission. Zuma family will be billionaires by the end of the first week.

Added bonus, JZ's corpse will be forever safe from HIV thanks to the perpetual shower.

R2?

Bargain. Might get expensive everytime I need to pee, but I'm prepared to budget the fuel for it.

 

[porchrat]

R2?

Bargain. Might get expensive everytime I need to pee, but I'm prepared to budget the fuel for it.

It'll end up being like the Saffer equivalent of the Hajj. A pilgrimage every Saffer must undertake at least once in their life. Travel to Nkandla and piss on JZ's grave. Jazz it up a little and you need to step around the grave counter-clockwise while pissing.

 

[Stinkbeaver]

Never under estimate the JZ, This is the reason why he has commandeered the MK finances, uBaba always has a plan.

 

[ghaye]

R2?

Bargain. Might get expensive everytime I need to pee, but I'm prepared to budget the fuel for it.

Take a lot of beer with and make a day of it.

 

[Nerfherder]

The work was kak in the first place so not unexpected

Yip, It was never in a good state. Many things were never completed properly so it never had its moment to be shiny and new.

For the amount it cost, it was embarrassingly bad. I can only imagine how its deteriorated.

 

[ToxicBunny]

It'll end up being like the Saffer equivalent of the Hajj. A pilgrimage every Saffer must undertake at least once in their life. Travel to Nkandla and piss on JZ's grave. Jazz it up a little and you need to step around the grave counter-clockwise while pissing.

I reckon a lekker little tourist centre in a repurposed pondok that is Nkandla with a nice bar just to make sure everyone can get 2 or 3 pisses in while there... also to justify the expense of the drive you know.

Maybe even turn it into a challenge and have the pisspots be open air and see who can piss the furtherest onto his grave.

 

[porchrat]

I reckon a lekker little tourist centre in a repurposed pondok that is Nkandla with a nice bar just to make sure everyone can get 2 or 3 pisses in while there... also to justify the expense of the drive you know.

LOL the Rehydration Station idea killed me. Tea all over the one side of my keyboard!

You win the Internet.