'They came with machetes' - deadline looms for migrants to leave South Africa

That doesn't help either. There are around a million Dutch union members, out of a total population of only 18 million!
And we think as lowly of them in Holland as we do in South Africa.
They are obviously a lazy bunch, as with the landscape being so flat they were unable to trudge uphill to school and back everyday, like the rest of us industrious types had to, leading to slovenliness in later life.
Haha, ya, so lazy we had basically monopolised the world economy by 1750, even though having much smaller territorial empire than Spain and Portugal or Britain.

So lazy we even chose to nearly double the size of our country by reclaiming it from the ocean instead of simply conquering other territory.

So lazy we built up massive economic and trade enterprises that are still functioning today, and allow us to quietly innovate and drive world markets while everyone conveniently forgets about us, until they need something serious done. It's actually phenomenal how well we as a nation have the world markets as our pupper, while everyone just thinks of us as cheesemakers and flower growers walking around in clogs smoking joints all day. If you are someone who thinks the Jews have a disproportionate influence over the financial sector and many industries, please dont start looking too closely at the Dutch. We are good at working in the shadows.

Just for fun, here is a map I will be basing my land claim on for the entire Cape Town CBD, Waterfront, Foreshore, Woodstock, Bantry Bay and more. We reckon not even the Khoisan can oppose our claim, seeing as none of that land even existed before we arrived. 503188591_10234042419617776_7070888554486160265_n.jpg
 
And we think as lowly of them in Holland as we do in South Africa.

Haha, ya, so lazy we had basically monopolised the world economy by 1750, even though having much smaller territorial empire than Spain and Portugal or Britain.

So lazy we even chose to nearly double the size of our country by reclaiming it from the ocean instead of simply conquering other territory.

So lazy we built up massive economic and trade enterprises that are still functioning today, and allow us to quietly innovate and drive world markets while everyone conveniently forgets about us, until they need something serious done. It's actually phenomenal how well we as a nation have the world markets as our pupper, while everyone just thinks of us as cheesemakers and flower growers walking around in clogs smoking joints all day. If you are someone who thinks the Jews have a disproportionate influence over the financial sector and many industries, please dont start looking too closely at the Dutch. We are good at working in the shadows.

Just for fun, here is a map I will be basing my land claim on for the entire Cape Town CBD, Waterfront, Foreshore, Woodstock, Bantry Bay and more. We reckon not even the Khoisan can oppose our claim, seeing as none of that land even existed before we arrived. View attachment 1929082

Well, good for you - those are some impressive things that you have achieved!

Such a shame that it left you with no time to learn how to recognise satire. Or perhaps you did and were just being a little overly sensitive!
:)

Now go back to work - your sink is clogged!
 
And we think as lowly of them in Holland as we do in South Africa.

Haha, ya, so lazy we had basically monopolised the world economy by 1750, even though having much smaller territorial empire than Spain and Portugal or Britain.

So lazy we even chose to nearly double the size of our country by reclaiming it from the ocean instead of simply conquering other territory.

So lazy we built up massive economic and trade enterprises that are still functioning today, and allow us to quietly innovate and drive world markets while everyone conveniently forgets about us, until they need something serious done. It's actually phenomenal how well we as a nation have the world markets as our pupper, while everyone just thinks of us as cheesemakers and flower growers walking around in clogs smoking joints all day. If you are someone who thinks the Jews have a disproportionate influence over the financial sector and many industries, please dont start looking too closely at the Dutch. We are good at working in the shadows.

Just for fun, here is a map I will be basing my land claim on for the entire Cape Town CBD, Waterfront, Foreshore, Woodstock, Bantry Bay and more. We reckon not even the Khoisan can oppose our claim, seeing as none of that land even existed before we arrived.
So, because you are half dutch, you are taking personal credit of all Dutch people now ? LOL

And you are half-british so Newton & Darwin's achievements ?

Man, you must be such intelligent guy. We are so honored to have you chatting to us lowly creatures in South Africa.

By the way, did you carry dompas in good old days ?
 
So, because you are half dutch, you are taking personal credit of all Dutch people now ? LOL

And you are half-british so Newton & Darwin's achievements ?

Man, you must be such intelligent guy. We are so honored to have you chatting to us lowly creatures in South Africa.

By the way, did you carry dompas in good old days ?
So everyone else is allowed to joke and be sarcastic - why not me.

Ofcourse I didnt carry a dompas. My ID book said Blanke/European
 
Well, good for you - those are some impressive things that you have achieved!

Such a shame that it left you with no time to learn how to recognise satire. Or perhaps you did and were just being a little overly sensitive!
:)

Now go back to work - your sink is clogged!
Sorry, I thought we were all joking around here. I thought this entire thread was a joke.

Just in case the satire and sarcasm were lost on anyone - I really dont have any plans on putting in a land claim for all of Cape Town....although, I think someone of dutch descent should - it would be a very interesting test case - only the King Trident or the Little Mermaid would be entitled to object.
 

Police say only law enforcement may check immigration documents and urged residents facing intimidation to report cases.

Meanwhile we have videos of SAPS standing idly by, being "crime observers". I have a sense of deja vu. It's voting season.
 
Dr Schreiber slacking. It is mystery to me as to why is he not giving jobs.

 
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In other news, the Malawi women's football national team is through to the finals of Wafcon, a first for the country.

This is what we as fellow Africans want to see, people taking pride on their own countries and striving for the best, even under difficult conditions, well done to them, hope they serve as an inspiration to everyone in the country.

That's nice
 
In other news, the Malawi women's football national team is through to the finals of Wafcon, a first for the country.

This is what we as fellow Africans want to see, people taking pride in their own countries and striving for the best, even under difficult conditions, well done to them, hope they serve as an inspiration to everyone in the country.

These Malawian women are hardly out of SA and already achieving this. Imagine what these Malawian women could have achieved had they been kicked out earlier.
 
In other news, the Malawi women's football national team is through to the finals of Wafcon, a first for the country.

This is what we as fellow Africans want to see, people taking pride in their own countries and striving for the best, even under difficult conditions, well done to them, hope they serve as an inspiration to everyone in the country.

Yes as long as it's your people and not whiteys
 
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