Right, so a little earlier this evening I settled down with a finger or two of Laphroaig to catch up with the intrigue I'd missed from the land of libertarian legends over the past few pages. My memory is a bit cloudy, thanks to the aforementioned Laphroaig, but it went something like this:
@Grant and
@Brian_G were looking to buy some legendary Koeksisters. They knew that such would be found in the north, so they headed for Orania, the capital of both Koeksisters and fledgling libertarian movements. On the way there, they encountered Snek buying biltong at a hardware store.
Upon arrival in Orania, they were disappointed to find only a large, very tough Koeksister, which turned out to be a statue. So they headed back to Cape Town in great disappointment and turmoil, most dejected.
At the end of the elevated highway, they took a wrong turn. Meaning to hit the Waterfront, they instead arrived in the doxx. They spotted an establishment in the doxx called "Missions for Semen", and excitedly entered! Success! To their surprise, they encountered the biggest, juciest Koeksister which was as thick as a python - crisp and crunchy on the outside, yet succulent and delicious on the inside!! Joy of joys!
I'm not sure how they encountered lex, but I think he may be a Jehovahs Witness and it was definitely at the doxx. He probably just knocked on the door and asked if they had some time to talk about their lord and saviour John Locke.
I hope this brief summary of events is as helpful to you as it was to me!
.... nah
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