I think as men we need to reach a global agreement on which hand is for jerking & which one is for handshaking.
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Things that irritate you - Part 4
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icantchooseone
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i thought you dont have a boerewors ?
Only Mon-Fri.
Binary_Bark
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When you choose to drive slower than the traffic on the highway, that is perfectly okay. You want a nice, comfortable, slow drive to enjoy the views and the road. There is absolutely nothing wrong with your own personal driving experience that you choose for yourself. It's nice and makes you feel good.
Now, GET OUT OF THE FVCKING RIGHT HAND LANE!!!!! P03S!!!!!
Now, GET OUT OF THE FVCKING RIGHT HAND LANE!!!!! P03S!!!!!
Binary_Bark
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What if you are like me, ambidextrous, and your brain can't decide if you're left-handed or right-handed for today
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It doesn't matter, almost every hand you've shaken or touched has touched a dick...
icantchooseone
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when you cook a whole chicken and the tail is missing
who else LOVES the tail ?
who else LOVES the tail ?
Binary_Bark
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satanboy
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Probably the chicken.
FiestaST
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Dis-Chem doing it's thing.
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Customer Service Agent: "While you wait for me to process your query, could we interest you in a funeral policy as well?"
All this AI and yet you still have to slap your phone around to keep it on when youre trying to show someone an image, check a recipe or anything that requires more than a cursory glance. Stay the **** on damnit! For some stupid reason there's no 'keep screen on' quick toggle. Always have to go menu diving for it.
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Far too much of this around, it is a very common stance, even following 30 years of pure destruction.
"Corruption is ok as long as we're doing it".
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People who pronounce the word 'kilometre' incorrectly... we use the UK dictionary definitions in SA and NOT the US versions... FFS!
UK - First-syllable stress: KIL-uh-mee-tuhz (KIL-oh-mee-terz). This matches other metric units like centimetre and millimetre.
US - Second-syllable stress: kuh-LOM-uh-tuhz (ki-LAW-met-erz). This style has historical roots similar to words like barometer.
UK/ˈkɪl.əˌmiː.tər//kɪˈlɒm.ɪ.tər/
US/kɪˈlɑː.mə.t̬ɚ//ˈkɪl.əˌmiː.t̬ɚ/
dictionary.cambridge.org
UK - First-syllable stress: KIL-uh-mee-tuhz (KIL-oh-mee-terz). This matches other metric units like centimetre and millimetre.
US - Second-syllable stress: kuh-LOM-uh-tuhz (ki-LAW-met-erz). This style has historical roots similar to words like barometer.
kilometre
How to pronounce kilometre:UK/ˈkɪl.əˌmiː.tər//kɪˈlɒm.ɪ.tər/
US/kɪˈlɑː.mə.t̬ɚ//ˈkɪl.əˌmiː.t̬ɚ/
KILOMETRE | Pronunciation in English
KILOMETRE pronunciation. How to say KILOMETRE. Listen to the audio pronunciation in English. Learn more.
dictionary.cambridge.org
PhireSide
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I pronounce it 'my-uhl'People who pronounce the word 'kilometre' incorrectly... we use the UK dictionary definitions in SA and NOT the US versions... FFS!
UK - First-syllable stress: KIL-uh-mee-tuhz (KIL-oh-mee-terz). This matches other metric units like centimetre and millimetre.
US - Second-syllable stress: kuh-LOM-uh-tuhz (ki-LAW-met-erz). This style has historical roots similar to words like barometer.
kilometre
How to pronounce kilometre:
UK/ˈkɪl.əˌmiː.tər//kɪˈlɒm.ɪ.tər/
US/kɪˈlɑː.mə.t̬ɚ//ˈkɪl.əˌmiː.t̬ɚ/
KILOMETRE | Pronunciation in English
KILOMETRE pronunciation. How to say KILOMETRE. Listen to the audio pronunciation in English. Learn more.
icantchooseone
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there has to be a keep screen on for x minutes setting
MisterFiftySomething
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Oh boy, are you in for some good times when you meet Microsoft Authenticator
