Things that irritate you - Part 4

Even prices of Bluetooth speakers have gone up. Got my dad Jlab Party speaker for R499 now it's R799, got my son a Volkanox S500 for R599 now it's R749.
I mean both of those were quite surprising in sound though the jlab was better, the volkanox reminds me of jbl bassy
 
Can someone explain this irritating trend to me:
Why do people now have to have a massive, fat microphone in their videos?
Is that like a compensation for a small sexual organ or what?

See lots of it now, people sitting talking to viewers, with a MASSIVE RODE mike on the desk, the thing's bigger than the biggest dildo available.

We can hear them clearly even with a lapel mic. IMHO the lapel is superior.

Example, this stupid tartlet:
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EDIT:
Seems I'm not alone:
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Like a big bakkie, another form of compensation for lacking attributes!
 
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Can someone explain this irritating trend to me:
Why do people now have to have a massive, fat microphone in their videos?
Is that like a compensation for a small sexual organ or what?

See lots of it now, people sitting talking to viewers, with a MASSIVE RODE mike on the desk, the thing's bigger than the biggest dildo available.

We can hear them clearly even with a lapel mic. IMHO the lapel is superior.

Example, this stupid tartlet:
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EDIT:
Seems I'm not alone:
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Like a big bakkie, another form of compensation for lacking attributes!
Those big glossy bakkies are used more as limousines than work-horses.

They're even shunning the word 'bakkie', I see in their ads, now.
 
Those big glossy bakkies are used more as status symbols than work-horses.

They're even shunning the word 'bakkie', I see in their ads, now.
FTFY
yes, we're going to become the official 53rd state of 'Murica... Call them pick-up trucks...
"Yeehaw.. my head got 4 corners pal, y'all we go to the house and get some al-keel-haul"
 
The term Breaksclusive :rolleyes: :sick:

We're not that type of farkers.

 
went yesterday to pick n pay to pay COJ account . was paying in cash . i counted the cash . made separate piles of R1000 each . gave each pile to the teller . she counts them . confirms the amount . calls her manager to re count them . he confirms the amount

i went back there today and she says i short paid R100

i said to her 3 people counted it . me , her , her boss

she says they took the cash to the money counting machine and it was short 100

i asked for that specific manager but he was not there , she makes a pouty face and says its fine dont worry they will deduct the 100 off my salary

i felt bad and gave her 100 .
 
went yesterday to pick n pay to pay COJ account . was paying in cash . i counted the cash . made separate piles of R1000 each . gave each pile to the teller . she counts them . confirms the amount . calls her manager to re count them . he confirms the amount

i went back there today and she says i short paid R100

i said to her 3 people counted it . me , her , her boss

she says they took the cash to the money counting machine and it was short 100

i asked for that specific manager but he was not there , she makes a pouty face and says its fine dont worry they will deduct the 100 off my salary

i felt bad and gave her 100 .

Sucker.....
 
People who do not know the meaning of the word "everybody ".

E.g. here on the forum....are Chinese cars as bad as everybody says?
DSTV post: ....does not include F1, rugby....that everybody watches .

If everybody says Chinese cars are bad, it means nobody regards them as good, not a single person.

If everybody watches F1, rugby..., then there is  nobody not watching it, all 8 billion people on earth!

Both are clearly false! The OP lies blatantly or has no grasp of the meaning of the word "everybody". Which is it?
 
People who do not know the meaning of the word "everybody ".

E.g. here on the forum....are Chinese cars as bad as everybody says?
DSTV post: ....does not include F1, rugby....that everybody watches .

If everybody says Chinese cars are bad, it means nobody regards them as good, not a single person.

If everybody watches F1, rugby..., then there is  nobody not watching it, all 8 billion people on earth!

Both are clearly false! The OP lies blatantly or has no grasp of the meaning of the word "everybody". Which is it?
i think i can speak for everybody here - that we all concur
 
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