Tesla launches flying Roadster, and Trump cancels livestream of execution by firing squad

[Newsfeed]

Tesla launches flying Roadster, and Trump cancels livestream of execution by firing squad

Here are five important things happening in tech today.

 

[RaptorSA]

Just saw that "flying car" tech demo.
WTF are we doing, humanity?

10 year old oligarchs in charge of hundreds of billions of dollars and some of the best engineers in the world so we can built tech demo fantasy toys to push up the stonks some more.

At least the fall looks impressive from up here.

 

[satanboy]

Tesla launches flying Roadster,

I thought there was already one flying in space.

 

[Smiggles]

Just saw that "flying car" tech demo.
WTF are we doing, humanity?

10 year old oligarchs in charge of Billions of dollars and some of the best engineers in the world so we can built tech demo fantasy toys to push up the stonks some more.

Hey, at least the fall looks impressive from up here.

You must be fun at dinners.

 

[Pegging]

Just saw that "flying car" tech demo.
WTF are we doing, humanity?

10 year old oligarchs in charge of hundreds of billions of dollars and some of the best engineers in the world so we can built tech demo fantasy toys to push up the stonks some more.

At least the fall looks impressive from up here.

And what have you achieved with your maturity and superior skills?

 

[My_King]

Trump cancels plans to livestream execution by firing squad. ahhhhh

 

[RaptorSA]

Trump cancels plans to livestream execution by firing squad. ahhhhh

Maybe he acted just a little too soon.
Flying cars and Firing Squads would have had a nice edge to it.

Kinda gave off the same vibe as:



Oh well, we're all winning enough as it is I guess.

 

[AlmightyBender]

Insurance Companies:

 

[JustAsk]

Lol, thats not a flying car, thats a car with a "making sure i don't crash thrusting mechanism".

The American trickster at it again. He should go learn from the "evil" Chinese about flying cars.

 

[gregmcc]

Just a stunt to make the fanbois jizz. No ways that thing will ever get to market.

The standard model costs $50,000 to reserve.

 

[SauRoNZA]

Just a stunt to make the fanbois jizz. No ways that thing will ever get to market.

https://www.tesla.com/roadster/reserve#payment

It seems the rocket booster models are purely toys for the rich.

 

[gregmcc]

https://www.tesla.com/roadster/reserve#payment

It seems the rocket booster models are purely toys for the rich.

we cannot guarantee when your vehicle will actually be delivered or if it will be delivered

Just a fancy scam site

 

[RaptorSA]

Just a fancy scam site

I'm starting to think these claim says more about us than it does about him.
I keep looking at the brewing world war in the middle east, thinking, how the hell did we get here? Then I remember, oh, right, we're on the retarded timeline.



This level of f**ing stupid doesn't happen in a vacuum.

 

[Carl_Johnson]

So basically this is just another thread that devolves into TDS retardation and anti Elon Musk retoric.

Well done Newsfeed bot!

 

[RaptorSA]

So basically this is just another thread that devolves into TDS retardation and anti Elon Musk retoric.

Yes, unless you want to talk about the AI agent who allegedly deleted a Swedish reality TV show, or youtube musjc labels tagging genai songs.... didn't think so, those topics suck, they suck so much you can almost say:

 

[konfab]

Grok, I have beggar that is annoying me, make them go away.
Grok: activating outward right thruster at 2% for 5 seconds.

 

[ToxicBunny]

The fan suction stuff is cool (though not hugely ground breaking), but that thrust stuff... has "stupid toy" written all over it, and is more about controlled falling than any real flying.