Man 'cut off his penis before soaking it in petrol to start fire in mum's garage'

[PaulKempTheSecond]

 

[EmmanuelGoldstein]

 

[dualmeister]

Kinky

 

[Flanders]

At a glans this guy seems like a flaming lunatic.

 

[Crowley]

I doubt there is a cream for that burn.

 

[RiaX]

They must include the tox report in these articles

 

[Creag]

What a prick!

 

[HAL 9000]

Not a prick anymore!

FTFY...

 

[SauRoNZA]

Yikes. Whatever happened to just using a block of two of Blitz?

Or just light the whole bag of charcoal.