Famous South African township is getting a R5-billion Mega Smart City and shopping mall with a DStv store

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Famous South African township is getting a R5-billion Mega Smart City and shopping mall with a DStv store

Central to the smart city development is a 42,000m2 mall with 89 retail tenants, which opened its doors in late October 2026

 

[EmmanuelGoldstein]

A DSTV store? Honestly... do they think people want that schitt any more?

 

[wingnut771]

Do they have water?

 

[EmmanuelGoldstein]

Do they have water?

No I don't think so, the mall toilets are of the chemical type.

 

[wingnut771]

No I don't think so, the mall toilets are of the chemical type.

What does Spur, Pedros and Rocomamas use to wash the dishes? Do the people there not wash their hands after the toilet?

 

[quovadis]

Famous South African township is getting a R5-billion Mega Smart City and shopping mall with a DStv store

I'm hoping whatever AI bot wrote this ensures you're getting paid.

 

[Fuzzbox]

Is it next to CYRILS other smart cities.

Just seems like another opportunity for NOM NOM.

 

[Tantus]

A DSTV store? Honestly... do they think people want that schitt any more?

"Partner Content"

 

[ISP cash cow]

Is the claim now that if you have a DSTV store it is classed as a smart city?

 

[wingnut771]

I’ve never seen a Dstv store in my life.

 

[Tman*]

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A DSTV store? Honestly... do they think people want that schitt any more?

Smart Cities - OUT
Mega Smart cities - IN!

next up: Ai Smart cities

 

[My_King]

I wonder if some items are locked up or behind the counter in front.

he he he he, found 1 of my posts...

11.2 out of 5 doctors recommend trans milk.

Reminds me to buy sensodyne.

EDIT :: Cadres stole it, all out:

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[My_King]

I hear next year they might get a Super Ultra Mega chicken store?

 

[Tantus]

I’ve never seen a Dstv store in my life.

Well, head to this Smart City and enlighten yourself!

 

[wingnut771]

Well, head to this Smart City and enlighten yourself!

No thanks.

 

[borro]

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Smart Cities - OUT
Mega Smart cities - IN!

next up: Ai Smart cities

 

[Tantus]

AI Smart Cities will become redundant the moment SI Smart Cities are built

 

[Mekon]

So a mall with 89 shops and somehow a DStv shop is the highlight?

 

[PaulKempTheSecond]

That area has grown quite substantially over the years. There was nothing but kilometres of open fields on that end of Kagiso 30 years ago.
A significant mall for people in the area.

 

[Lupus]

Sure and pigs fly