Unamused Chinese censors have been at work to stop people s******ing over the new Beijing headquarters of the People's Daily newspaper, which bear an unfortunate resemblance to a giant penis.
Photos of the imposing tower, which is still under construction, had Internet users tittering away...
http://bikyamasr.com/50403/islamic-cleric-bans-women-from-touching-bananas-cucumbers-for-sexual-resemblance/
lol. Just lol. Not sure how much of a cleric this guy really is, or if this is really a ban... but it is just funny.