Absolute nonsense songs

[Hamster]

[video=youtube;BinWA0EenDY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BinWA0EenDY[/video]

Nostalgia attack.... still is catchy

 

[BLIXEMPIE]

Nothing beats this:

[video=youtube;DzD9CyFtH4o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzD9CyFtH4o[/video]

Lyrics:

My body's burning like a flame that's blue

It's time for action and I want it from you.
Slice me nice - slice me nice.
My heart is beating to the rhythm of love

I need you
baby
like cold hands need a glove.
Slice me nice - slice me nice.

I'm like a cake that wants to be baked

I'm like a pie made for hungry guys.
My body's burning like a flame that's blue

It's time for action
baby
got me and you.
Slice me nice - slice me nice.

SLICE - slice me nice
SLICE - slice me nice

S L I C E - slice me nice
S L I C E - slice me nice

Slice me nice.
My body's burning like a flame that's blue
. . .
I'm like a cake that wants to be baked
. . .
S L I C E - slice me nice
S L I C E - slice me nice
. . .
SLICE - slice me nice
SLICE - slice me nice


Read more: FANCY - SLICE ME NICE LYRICS

 

[Compton_effect]

FANCY - SLICE ME NICE
I remember that song from school, but I never ever realised what the lyrics meant. wtf?!

 

[copacetic]

[video=youtube;VATb8PwzbDk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VATb8PwzbDk[/video]

 

[OMB]

[video]/snip[/video]

Half a cup of powdered sugar
One quarter teaspoon salt
One knife tip Turkish hash
Half a pound butter
One teaspoon vanilla-sugar
Half a pound flour
A hundred and fifty g ground nuts
A little extra powdered sugar
And no eggs
Place in a bowl
Add butter
Add the ground nuts and
Knead the dough
Form eyeball-size pieces from the dough
Roll in the powdered sugar
And say the Magic Words:
"Sim sala bim bamba sala do saladim"
Place on a greased baking pan and
Bake at two hundred degrees for fifteen minutes
And no eggs
Bake at two hundred degrees for fifteen minutes
And no eggs.

:wtf:

 

[Moosedrool]

[video=youtube;OQIjGh9s4eg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQIjGh9s4eg[/video]

Oh yeah... Ducks for the mass Skrillex fan dive attack coming this way.

 

[Mortymoose]

Nooooo! Twisted Sister Rock, and we're not gonna take it.....

The song for me that made no feckin sense.... was that one Da-Da-Da-Da....

:wtf:

 

[HavocXphere]

All of the Scooter songs.

"How much is the fish?"

"Tell the cook the fish was sht".

"Does the fish have chips?"

"This is the legend behind the cow".

..all on a heavy techno sound.

They don't really sing about fish all that much...its just that those phrases I was like "wtf" & remember them as a result.

 

[Picard]

[video=youtube;DXSyQjppqG0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXSyQjppqG0[/video]

Must be the reason why I'm king of my castle
Must be the reason why I'm drinking my espresso

I always thought it was this. :wtf:

The sound quality of my radio wasn't very hot back then.

 

[HavocXphere]

Its kinda weird - both "I'm Blue" and "King of my Castle" are pretty horrible songs, yet I "like" both since I associate them with a more care free time (school days).

 

[satanboy]

TRIO - DA DA DA

What you will and what you won't
What you do and what you don't
What you can and what you can't
This is what you need to know:
Loved you though it didn't show

Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht

da da da
da da da
da da da
da da da

Da da da Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht
Da da da Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht
Da da da Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht
Da da da Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht

da da da
da da da
da da da
da da da

(whispered)
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
[ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/da-da-da-lyrics-trio.html ]
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht.

I know why you ran away, aha
Understand you couldn't stay, aha
Wonder where you are today, aha
After all was said and done
It was right for you to run!

Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht

da da da
da da da
da da da
da da da

Da da da Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht
Da da da Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht
Da da da Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht
Da da da Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht

da da da
da da da
da da da

loved the song none the less

 

[OMB]

loved the song none the less

OMG, that brings back memories

 

[Grant]

I declare my submission the winner of "most stupid"
May I present - Jungle Jezebel, by Divine:


You sissy, you sissy, you're just like Jungle Jim
Be careful where you sleep tonight, you don't know where it's been.
You wimp, you wimp, say who you callin' a blimp?
I ain't your Aunt Jammima and honey, you ain't my pimp!

Jungle Jezebel, Jungle Jezebel
Jungle Jezebel, Jungle Jezebel

The natives sure look hungry
Well throw me in the pot
Great googala moogala
They're servin' me up hot.

Jungle Jezebel, Jungle Jezebel
Jungle Jezebel, Jungle Jezebel

Now who you callin' a jezebel?
Your mama, your mama, your mama, your mama
Open sesame, open sesame, open sesame
Open sesame, open sesame

Jungle Jezebel, Jungle Jezebel
Jungle Jezebel, Jungle Jezebel
Jungle Jezebel, Jungle Jezebel
Jungle Jezebel, Jungle Jezebel

You wimp, you wimp
Say who you callin' a blimp?
I ain't your Aunt Jammima
And honey, you ain't my pimp.

Jungle Jezebel, Jungle Jezebel
Jungle Jezebel, Jungle Jezebel
Jungle Jezebel, Jungle Jezebel
Jungle Jezebel, Jungle Jezebel

 

[Devill]

Anything by lil wayne...

//thread

 

[Sinbad]

Two tablespoons of cinnamon and two or three egg whites
A half a stick of butter, melted, stick it all in a bowl
Baby, stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a cup of flour you'll be in heaven soon

Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth

Oh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
They're packed full of vitamins
And good for you, so suck on my balls

Pour in a cup of unsweetened chocolate
And a half a cup of brandy
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar
And just a pinch of vanilla

Grease up the cookie sheet
'Cause I hate when my balls stick
Then preheat the oven to threefifty
And give that spoon a lick

Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth

Oh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
They're packed full of goodness
And high in fiber, so suck on my balls

Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?
It smells like somethings burning
Well, that don't bother me none
As long as I get my rent paid on Friday
Baby, you better get back in the kitchen
'Cause I got a sneak suspicion

Oh man, baby, baby, you just burnt my balls
My balls are on fire, come on
My balls are burning, gimme some water
Pour some water on 'em, o goodness
Blow on them, do something

Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
(They're on fire baby)
If you ever need a quick pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth

Oh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
(Put 'em out, blow on 'em)
Suck on my balls baby

Suck on my balls, baby
Suck on my red hot salty chocolate balls
Woo, woo, suck on my balls
(Blow, blow, blow)

 

[Sinbad]

Also, I always though that the one line in "Rains down in Africa" by toto was a bit doff...
"As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like an empress above the Serengeti"... but it turns out I've been mishearing it for the last 20 years.
Rises like Olympus...

Still... silly simile.

 

[franharris89]

This is about a near death experience that he had. Excellent CD.

I did my best to notice
When the call came down the line
Up to the platform of surrender
I was brought, but I was kind

And sometimes I get nervous
When I see an open door
Close your eyes, clear your heart
Cut the cord

Are we human or are we dancer?
My sign is vital, my hands are cold
And I'm on my knees looking for the answer
Are we human or are we dancer?

Pay my respects to grace and virtue
Send my condolences to good
Give my regards to soul and romance
They always did the best they could

And so long to devotion
You taught me everything I know
Wave goodbye, wish me well
You've gotta let me go

 

[rubytox]

Two tablespoons of cinnamon and two or three egg whites
A half a stick of butter, melted, stick it all in a bowl
Baby, stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a cup of flour you'll be in heaven soon

Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth

Oh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
They're packed full of vitamins
And good for you, so suck on my balls

Pour in a cup of unsweetened chocolate
And a half a cup of brandy
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar
And just a pinch of vanilla

Grease up the cookie sheet
'Cause I hate when my balls stick
Then preheat the oven to threefifty
And give that spoon a lick

Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth

Oh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
They're packed full of goodness
And high in fiber, so suck on my balls

Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?
It smells like somethings burning
Well, that don't bother me none
As long as I get my rent paid on Friday
Baby, you better get back in the kitchen
'Cause I got a sneak suspicion

Oh man, baby, baby, you just burnt my balls
My balls are on fire, come on
My balls are burning, gimme some water
Pour some water on 'em, o goodness
Blow on them, do something

Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
(They're on fire baby)
If you ever need a quick pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth

Oh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
(Put 'em out, blow on 'em)
Suck on my balls baby

Suck on my balls, baby
Suck on my red hot salty chocolate balls
Woo, woo, suck on my balls
(Blow, blow, blow)

:wtf:

 

[rubytox]

I should have quit you, long time ago. (X2)
I wouldn't be here, my children, down on this killin' floor.

I should have listened, baby, to my second mind (X2)
Everytime I go away and leave you, darling, you send me the blues way down the line.

Said, people worry I can't keep you satisfied.
Let me tell you baby, you ain't nothin but a two-bit, no-good jive.

Went to sleep last night, worked as hard as I can,
Bring home my money, you take my money, give it to another man.
I should have quit you, baby, such a long time ago.
I wouldn't be here with all my troubles, down on this killing floor.

Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg. (X2)
The way you squeeze my lemon, I'm gonna fall right out of bed.

I'm gonna leave my children down on this killing floor.

 

[DJ...]

Ain't nothing strange about those Zeppelin lyrics...