Fun thread: Add your own MW support desk gems ...

[hArTh]

Here's some inspiration:

http://ask.slashdot.org/askslashdot/04/05/21/0053239.shtml?tid=126&tid=133&tid=186

[8D]

 

[koosbeer]

ROTFL ... thats some funny ****!!! Sounds like the sentech help desk. Those guys are as dumb as a bag o hammers!!! Really, what numbskull thought that that explenation would work!! Stupid MOFO!!!! This makes me even more angry at the "help desk". They really think the customer knows nothing. Like my explenation of the planes or the fact that we should except the service because "that's the way it's gonna be..."

Stupid Ass MoFo's!!!

"i may just be the dumbest guy on the forum"

 

[koosbeer]

Sorry... the plane thing was that they switched of the tower because of the planes of the celebration (10 yrs ****!)..hmmmm?!?

"i may just be the dumbest guy on the forum"

 

[LoneGunman]

One that still makes me want to commit homicidal shoe-fuelled anal rape, was:

"That speed (of 4KB)that you're getting is quite within acceptable norms for the 128 package - and that's really all we are contractually and legally bound to ensure that you receive."

 

[bb_matt]

My favorite is :-

"If you wish to leave a recored message, please press 1"

So, I press 1

I then swear so badly, satan would blush, only to find there doesn't actually seem to be a recorded message facility, or if thier is, it lasts about 5 seconds !

What's up with that nasty help line music -

Dum dum dum
dum dumb dumb daaaa,
dum dum daaaa,
dum dum daaaa,

Dum dum dum
dum dum dum daaa,
da dum dum dum dum dum daaaaaa

...

 

[malec]

the best one i got so far is this
i keep getting disconnected so i got fed up with sentech's s*** like i do once or twice every day and i phone tech support explaining the problem for the millionth time and this idiot tells me to reset the modem for the millionth time, so i ask him to open the millionth ticket for me and also that i'd like to file a formal complaint about this disrupted service.then, after explaining to him that i CAN'T connect, he tells me to direct my complaint to [email protected] wanted to puke on him right there and then

 

[gripen]

I can copy-and-paste numerous emails from [email protected] which basically only tell me to call the help desk to open a ticket. Whats wrong with these people? The point is to not spend any more money on the problem. Anyways I have given up on the help people.. now relying on voodoo, magic and raindances depending on whichever is more suitable for the wide range of problems I have experienced.

 

[malec]

hehe, i hear ya