Donovan
Senior Member
I've seen this before for another company but here goes... 
Sentech Q&A
Q: Two Sentech managers decide to jump off a building - who lands first?
A: Who cares?
Q: How can you tell a Sentech exec is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
Q: Why are Sentech managers' pocket books so big?
A: They have to put their conscience somewhere.
Q: What's long and hard on a Sentech employee?
A: The first grade.
Q: What does a Sentech exec have in common with a vending machine?
A: They both don't work and always take your money.
Q: Why don't Sentech employees play in sand boxes?
A: Because they are afraid the cats will try to cover them up.
Q: Ever hear about the Sentech manager who went to college?
A: Neither has anyone else.
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a decent Sentech employee?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Q: How do you hide something from a Sentech employee?
A: Put it someone's house who knows who they are.
Q: What's the difference between a Sentech manager and a pothole?
A: You swerve around the pothole.
Q: What's purple and chained to my front porch?
A: It's my damn Sentech manager and I'll paint him any color I want to.
Q: How do you make a Sentech manager nervous?
A: Show him the MyADSL forums.
Q: What's wrong with 5 Sentech guys driving a Cadillac off of a cliff?
A: The car holds 6.
THE SENTECH CAR
Your car costs 5 times as much, is half the speed, has no guarantee, has vague traveling restrictions and you have to wait months for delivery.
The Sentech car would have a top speed of 8km/h yet have a 200 km/h speedometer.
The Sentech car would come equipped with a NEW and fantastic 8-Track tape player, which plays the same song that you've heard for 7 hours on the helpdesk line!
The car would often refuse to start and owners would just expect this and try again later - sometimes you may need to walk around with your car on a metal tray in order to help it start on cold mornings. Don't park the car near trees, or drive past them, as this may cause the car to suddenly stop working.
Every now and then the brakes on the Sentech car would just slam on full for no apparent reason.
Sentech car mechanics would have no experience in car repair and tell you your car is so slow because the petrol from overseas is so expensive because it comes from so far away.
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Sentech Q&A
Q: Two Sentech managers decide to jump off a building - who lands first?
A: Who cares?
Q: How can you tell a Sentech exec is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
Q: Why are Sentech managers' pocket books so big?
A: They have to put their conscience somewhere.
Q: What's long and hard on a Sentech employee?
A: The first grade.
Q: What does a Sentech exec have in common with a vending machine?
A: They both don't work and always take your money.
Q: Why don't Sentech employees play in sand boxes?
A: Because they are afraid the cats will try to cover them up.
Q: Ever hear about the Sentech manager who went to college?
A: Neither has anyone else.
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a decent Sentech employee?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Q: How do you hide something from a Sentech employee?
A: Put it someone's house who knows who they are.
Q: What's the difference between a Sentech manager and a pothole?
A: You swerve around the pothole.
Q: What's purple and chained to my front porch?
A: It's my damn Sentech manager and I'll paint him any color I want to.
Q: How do you make a Sentech manager nervous?
A: Show him the MyADSL forums.
Q: What's wrong with 5 Sentech guys driving a Cadillac off of a cliff?
A: The car holds 6.
THE SENTECH CAR
Your car costs 5 times as much, is half the speed, has no guarantee, has vague traveling restrictions and you have to wait months for delivery.
The Sentech car would have a top speed of 8km/h yet have a 200 km/h speedometer.
The Sentech car would come equipped with a NEW and fantastic 8-Track tape player, which plays the same song that you've heard for 7 hours on the helpdesk line!
The car would often refuse to start and owners would just expect this and try again later - sometimes you may need to walk around with your car on a metal tray in order to help it start on cold mornings. Don't park the car near trees, or drive past them, as this may cause the car to suddenly stop working.
Every now and then the brakes on the Sentech car would just slam on full for no apparent reason.
Sentech car mechanics would have no experience in car repair and tell you your car is so slow because the petrol from overseas is so expensive because it comes from so far away.
Forward toeveryone