iBurst's Law

[jmn]

Murphy's Law: If anything can go wrong, it will.
O'Toole's commentary on Murphy's Law: Murphy was an optimist.
iBurst's Law: Murphy, O'Toole and all iBurst's Customers / Clients / Users were / are eternal optimists (and mushrooms)!

 

[DaveBuchanan1337]

fair enough - but with iBurst, all you can do is have hope. It's the little things - like your connection suddenly bursting to 800kbps (bits used here) for a crucial download or a long yum or apt-get session that really make me like iBurst.

but getting my smtp mail at 2KB/s is something that yeah, makes me believe that I am a 'shroom.

 

[guest2013-1]

just wondering (maybe there can be a poll) how many iburst users have more good days than bad days? I reckon we'd be able to work out the average download speed then (based on uptime/downtime and speeds) and then really show whoever needs to see it that iburst is (or is not) really THAT good.

 

[slimothy]

notice how he said shroom and not mushroom, shroom is NOT a shorterned version of mushroom, it is infact a magical mushroom that hippies all opver the world trip balls off daily, dave is saying he's hullucenating, me too man, me too. Sometimes the radio waves from iburst start massaging my brain and I see crazy stuff like dancing bunnies and terror attacks and iBurst cutting me off everytime I download crap... no wait.. that was all real

 

[nocilah]

iburst is not that bad... if you dont use it

i think wbs forgot that some people were actually going to use their product... and daily... i think some people were even considering using it 24/7. whoa imagine that...

who thinks iburst is going to join sentech in the dial up market a year from now?

 

[jmn]

it is infact a magical mushroom that hippies all opver the world trip balls off daily

Oh, the stuff that's being used in the WBS offices? Sounds like it: "No problem with the network..."

 

[nocilah]

Oh, the stuff that's being used in the WBS offices? Sounds like it: "No problem with the network..."

rofl... yup... or... you are the only person with that problem.

 

[slimothy]

ussually followed by "dance little guys dance" (thats them seeing dancing bunnies)

 

[SupaMonkey]

Wow, you mean that theyve actually started taking calls again now? Gee, let me try this one!

 

[alchamy]

I see crazy stuff like dancing bunnies and terror attacks and iBurst cutting me off everytime I download crap... no wait.. that was all real

The dancing bunnies real 2?