AOL Wants to Sell "Internet" to the Dead
Can we say... zombies? We promise we're not going to turn this into the AOL horror story blog, but we gotta post this.
This is low. Very, very low. AOL doesn't even care if your mom is a corpse. They still want to proposition her for access to the magical walled garden world of America Online. Perhaps she was just unhappy with the service? Perhaps we can just reduce the hours to make it softer on the ol' wallet?
No. She's dead. Mom is dead. They don't do AOL in heaven. Up there, they have free wireless broadband.
By the by, National Geographic's caption for the photo above reads, "Body louse taking a blood meal from a person."
Read Brenda's horrifying letter, after the jump...