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While we're talking about the Chinese economy and the reliability of state-published economic figures...

Chinese publish tales from space, even before take-off

China’s state news agency worked faster than the speed of light - and certainly more swiftly than the country’s three newest astronauts - when it published an "in space" conversation among the trio even before they left Earth.

The gaffe by the Xinhua news agency involved an article posted on its website well before the launch this evening of the Shenzhou VII space craft that described the vessel in orbit and quoted entire conversations from the crew.

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Oh that's terrible! You know what? I think they're faking the whole thing. There's nobody aboard that spacecraft. It's all controlled from the ground. The whole thing is being shot from a secret studio in the outskirts of Beijing.

Correction: I just checked Google and I see that I got confused. It wasn't the Chinese that faked their spaceflights; it was actually the Americans that never actually went to the moon. :D
 
... I can't tell sarcasm today -_-"

Americans never went to the moon?

Lol @ Chinese
 
This can also be explained as proof that the Chinese have developed time travel as well!!!!
 
StrongTurd said:
Oh that's terrible! You know what? I think they're faking the whole thing. There's nobody aboard that spacecraft. It's all controlled from the ground. The whole thing is being shot from a secret studio in the outskirts of Beijing.

Correction: I just checked Google and I see that I got confused. It wasn't the Chinese that faked their spaceflights; it was actually the Americans that never actually went to the moon. :D
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LOL, very true.
 
They manage propaganda and marketing very effectively in china, it is very difficult to know WTF is actually happening there. Maybe the whole of china is on another planet already...
 
Yeah I know of the "fake landings" stories. I was just asking if he actually believed that :p
 
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