Sexual relationship with the opposite sex

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DerpiesFreud

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Hello myBB
Indeed I am in need of opinions/assistance...

recently I've, for lack of a better word, FSKED up :(

I have/had a bunch of female friends as a group (like coworker friends, fellow sports friends, in law friends)
Things started out weird with my paranoia & social ineptitude.
Then they improved and we became friends :)

Recently they made a joke about the proportions of my cooling rod, so I wrapped a dildo in a condom and showed it to them, as an attempt at humor, which went down well and we all had a good laugh.
Things escalated and in a moment of derp, I offered them sexual favors,
again as a joke which they turned down :wtf:
Now things are weird and they think I'm a weird creep :cry:

Any idea of how to unfsk?
or are things eternally doomed?
am I to be forever branded as the weird creep? :cry:
#Nukefission_Problems
 
Once you're labelled it is hard to get out of it. It's true what they say about first impressions.

You're thinking that what you said makes them think differently of you when it doesn't make much difference.
 
Time to face up to the truth.
You are weird
You acted stupidly.
You messed up.

1. Do you know why what you did is wrong? (Not tactless, tacky, tasteless. Wrong, as in a moral violation.)
2. Do you regret it with heartfelt remorse?
3. Do you sincerely intend never to do it again?

If the answer to all of the above is not an unambiguous Yes, you're not ready to change.
 
I think wrapping a dildo in a condom was where you started getting creepy, but they ignored it, then when you offered sexual favors it just pushed everything over the limit.
 
you're fukked up, go and seek professional help because your social ineptitude will only lead to similar disasters in the future
 
Why would they joke about the proportions of your wedding tackle?
Have they seen it? Did you show it to them?
How old are you?

What you have done can be construed as sexual harassment.

I think you should start by apologising to the ladies individually for your behaviour.
You may not be able to salvage what you had before, but it could well be the start to starting over with them.
 
Ground rules.
1. Dildo's are not funny. There are exceptions, but that is only in the hands of trained professionals - like the Dad from American Pie, Jenna Jameson or Jim Carey.
That you had one, is weird enough. Stay away from the dildo's.

2. That they raised the topic of your member with no other guys around means one of two things. So deeply friend zoned that you were about to meet their boyfriend's grandmothers. Or - one of them liked you. In the first case - ouch. In the second - danger!

Apologize to the ones who took the most offense first, in private. Don't make a big fuss, but say the joke got out of hand.
Never ever mention it again - unless they do. And then judge the level of seriousness carefully.
 
I'm trying to imagine the situation nuke is in where he is having a conversation and then just brandishes a dildo. I cannot.
 
You've done nothing wrong.
These woman were merely jealous because your dildo was bigger than theirs.
They all have one, so the mere existence of one in their presence was not the issue.
 
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