JerryMungo
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I saw this today:
https://www.nedbank.co.za/content/n...ex/investments/foreign-currency-accounts.html
It's an account that allows me to receive forex and transfer it to my current account when I want. It also earns interest for me while it sits. So I phone the 0800 number on the page and get through to the 'telephone answerer'. I hesitate to call them a consultant or anything since I'm not sure exactly what they know. I tell them I want to open a new 'foreign currency' account and want to know more and they offer to put me through to a consultant.
The consultant listens to what I want, hears the word 'foreign currency' and immediately assumes that I'm expecting an incoming transfer of sorts (or perhaps they're a specialist and that's all they do - maybe they just assume I was put through to the right person and they don't have to interpret what I want?). After going through a bunch of security questions including 'name the last 3 transactions on your account' game show, she says she is going to check to see if any incoming transfers have been made. I immediately stop her and explain what I told her to start with - that I just want to query a new product, not receive funds. She says 'OK' let me give you the number of our forex department - and gives me an 011 number.
I phone the 011 number and get through to another 'telephone answerer' who puts me through to a current account consultant after explaining what I want. The consultant tells me they're not the right person to speak to and they're putting me through to the forex department (??). I then sit on hold for 5 minutes and put the phone down.
I try again... call the 0800 number. Same story - telephone answerer -> consultant. The consultant tells me they're not the right person, they will put me through to a current account consultant. I interrupt her and say 'I'm looking to open a 'foreign currency account' - not a current account. She explains that she knows, but she is a specialist in a certain product and can't help, so she will forward me to the current account department since I want a current account. I tell her 'not current, foreign currency'... she can't fathom the difference between current and currency. They sound the same to her. I eventually just tell her not to worry, this is not helping...
Flip people. If that's your sales department you're doomed - if you were a private firm in any other industry there's no way you would survive.
Anyone have this account and can you help me with costs? I see stuff on that page but there's no detail of the cost to transfer to my current Rand account.
TIA (thanks in advance or this is Africa - take your pick).
https://www.nedbank.co.za/content/n...ex/investments/foreign-currency-accounts.html
It's an account that allows me to receive forex and transfer it to my current account when I want. It also earns interest for me while it sits. So I phone the 0800 number on the page and get through to the 'telephone answerer'. I hesitate to call them a consultant or anything since I'm not sure exactly what they know. I tell them I want to open a new 'foreign currency' account and want to know more and they offer to put me through to a consultant.
The consultant listens to what I want, hears the word 'foreign currency' and immediately assumes that I'm expecting an incoming transfer of sorts (or perhaps they're a specialist and that's all they do - maybe they just assume I was put through to the right person and they don't have to interpret what I want?). After going through a bunch of security questions including 'name the last 3 transactions on your account' game show, she says she is going to check to see if any incoming transfers have been made. I immediately stop her and explain what I told her to start with - that I just want to query a new product, not receive funds. She says 'OK' let me give you the number of our forex department - and gives me an 011 number.
I phone the 011 number and get through to another 'telephone answerer' who puts me through to a current account consultant after explaining what I want. The consultant tells me they're not the right person to speak to and they're putting me through to the forex department (??). I then sit on hold for 5 minutes and put the phone down.
I try again... call the 0800 number. Same story - telephone answerer -> consultant. The consultant tells me they're not the right person, they will put me through to a current account consultant. I interrupt her and say 'I'm looking to open a 'foreign currency account' - not a current account. She explains that she knows, but she is a specialist in a certain product and can't help, so she will forward me to the current account department since I want a current account. I tell her 'not current, foreign currency'... she can't fathom the difference between current and currency. They sound the same to her. I eventually just tell her not to worry, this is not helping...
Flip people. If that's your sales department you're doomed - if you were a private firm in any other industry there's no way you would survive.
Anyone have this account and can you help me with costs? I see stuff on that page but there's no detail of the cost to transfer to my current Rand account.
TIA (thanks in advance or this is Africa - take your pick).