the worst time to need the toilet

Living in a commune back in the day, I woke one morning needing a morning poop, as did the rest of my housemates.

They didn't seem to recognize the urgency of my predicament and my ashtray was quickly and astonishingly starting to resemble that porclein throne. which seemed to be eluding me.

Fortunately it was a nice big glass ashtray/toilet.
 
I don't think that there is ever a bad time to need a toilet other than when your privacy is being imposed. You know, when you have to go, you have to go.
 
Come to think about it, "toilet", is such an odd word. It could be the bush... tuinspuit... the loo is wherever the bum desires.
 
Bryn said:
10 minutes into an important meeting would like a word.
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Yes, but you can be polite about it and apologise and 'reset' the importance. When you are in an important meeting you have to be at your best, being clogged up is not only going to make your ass weak it is going to make you look weak. I wouldn't view it as odd to call an intervention or rather intermission. I want my time best utilised; people need to respect that.
 
Fulcrum29 said:
Yes, but you can be polite about it and apologise and 'reset' the importance. When you are in an important meeting you have to be at your best, being clogged up is not only going to make your ass weak it is going to make you look weak. I wouldn't view it as odd to call an intervention or rather intermission. I want my time best utilised; people need to respect that.
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<squeaky voice>Scuse me Sir, but I really need to go</squeaky voice>
 
purple face said:
did you know most trains don't have proper loos the **** goes on the tracks!!!
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Yep, I did a photoshoot in London Paddington Station one evening after the station officially closed but before the cleanup crews got to work on the tracks at the platforms. It was freaken horrible. There were loads of signs asking passengers not to use train toilets while the trains were in the station, but people just ignored them.
 
Wut said:
Yep, I did a photoshoot in London Paddington Station one evening after the station officially closed but before the cleanup crews got to work on the tracks at the platforms. It was freaken horrible. There were loads of signs asking passengers not to use train toilets while the trains were in the station, but people just ignored them.
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yuck just horrible
 
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