If someone held a gun to your head and you had to choose: Haval or Chery?

[eepr0m]

Technically it does because you aren’t getting laid if you drive around in either “cars”

This comment wins the internet

 

[eepr0m]

Carpooled with my ex and her mom for a while, she drove a Chery. Good Lord, I am glad to be alive.

Maybe you're ex is just a bad driver?

 

[eepr0m]

Which one has the topless car washers?

Well it's not a chick magnet so you will end up with topless dudes instead?

 

[Sepeng]

So the same person that wrote this thread title:



wrote this heading?

OP I reckon you should keep letting AI write your threads for you.
Unless OP is AI. In which case I'm not too worried about machines taking over.

 

[Herr der Verboten]

Well it's not a chick magnet so you will end up with topless dudes instead?

@ShaunSA will know.

 

[Jet-Fighter7700]

neither, would take a Bullet and spend a bit more to get a Toyota/Honda or Suzuki rather than some Chinese Knock off car
that was Copied from those manufacturers.

 

[Nibiru]

Maybe you're ex is just a bad driver?

That is a fact, but it was her mom driving. The car was very shaky at high speeds. Never felt safe.

 

[eepr0m]

So the same person that wrote this thread title:

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wrote this heading?

OP I reckon you should keep letting AI write your threads for you.
Unless OP is AI. In which case I'm not too worried about machines taking over.

Noted

 

[UrBaN963]

I mean, technically without sex the world wouldn’t revolve at all.

It would, we just wouldn't be here to witness it.

Also, fun fact. Not a living thing in history has ever had sex in the same place twice.

 

[eepr0m]

It would, we just wouldn't be here to witness it.

Also, fun fact. Not a living thing in history has ever had sex in the same place twice.

My Wife and I must be doing it wrong then

 

[UrBaN963]

My Wife and I must be doing it wrong then

"wife"

'Tis indeed a fact.

 

[epah]

Carpooled with my ex and her mom for a while, she drove a Chery. Good Lord, I am glad to be alive.

Why didn’t you opt to walk instead? I spit in my mouth everytime I see a Chinese car.

 

[Nibiru]

Why didn’t you opt to walk instead? I spit in my mouth everytime I see a Chinese car.

Damn son, you must really despise these vehicles if you are able to develop the ability to spit in your OWN mouth. Impressive.

 

[eepr0m]

"wife"

'Tis indeed a fact.

I suggest you make peace with what I wrote. Unless you have OCD then I suggest you take the bullet.

I might just change the sentence to read: My Wife and me instead of My Wife and I?

Would that bother you?

 

[UrBaN963]

I suggest you make peace with what I wrote. Unless you have OCD then I suggest you take the bullet.

I might just change the sentence to read: My Wife and me instead of My Wife and I?

Would that bother you?

I wasn't mocking your capitalized wife, though that is ridiculous.

I was expressing my incredulity at the idea of you having a significant other that lives and breathes.

 

[eepr0m]

"wife"

'Tis indeed a fact.

I'm also amazed that you remembered to put the apostrophe before Tis. Alot of people forget to do that when it comes to using a contraction.

 

[SHL]

I'd take the Haval and then sell/trade it.

 

[eepr0m]

I wasn't mocking your capitalized wife, though that is ridiculous.

I was expressing my incredulity at the idea of you having a significant other that lives and breathes.

You sound like my mother haha

 

[dj_jyno]

My niece will thank me for my life insurance payout.

 

[Gtx Gaming]

320D is the answer