Things that irritate you - Part 3

[Herr der Verboten]

Fnb issues preventing me from logging in to make urgent payments

skill issue

 

[lkswan747]

Just waited 30 minutes on the line with Enatis Waterfall only to be cut off when I was the next caller to be answered! This really pisses me off.
According to the SMS reply, our drivers license cards have been produced and we need to collect at the centre (Waterfall Park) in 21 days. Went there last week to be told that the cards were not there yet! The number I was given by the lady at the collection point never gets answered so I tried the help desk without success.

I am trying to save on fuel by riding up and down to see if the license cards are there.

 

[Tabac]

Fcking petrol blowers.

 

[PhireSide]

Fcking petrol blowers.

Are they worse than the petrol sniffers...?

 

[Tabac]

Are they worse than the petrol sniffers...?

Did you type that with the fcked up hand ?

 

[PhireSide]

Did you type that with the fcked up hand ?

No, I used my left hand. Typing is kak slow though. ETA 2 - 3 business days between replies.

 

[ShaunSA]

No, I used my left hand. Typing is kak slow though. ETA 2 - 3 business days between replies.

Wait till you kak and need to wipe

 

[PhireSide]

Wait till you kak and need to wipe

Let me tell you I tried and it's easier to defuse a bomb than carry out that procedure.

 

[The_Librarian]

zuma and his kak

 

[Neuk_]

zuma and his kak

You can tell the difference between Zuma and kak

 

[Devo1]

You can tell the difference between Zuma and kak

Yes, kak looks better, has more uses and smells better

 

[Neuk_]

Yes, kak looks better, has more uses and smells better

Your logic is undeniable...

 

[Sinbad]

You can tell the difference between Zuma and kak

One is brown, slimy and toxic and the other is poo

 

[The_Librarian]

Terminator 2 on Netflix.

Why did they censor out the part where Terminator had his CPU removed? Was it too gory for some people?

Also removed is the part where Terminator learns to smile. Some fcking snowflake probably got triggered by it.

 

[Lupus]

Terminator 2 on Netflix.

Why did they censor out the part where Terminator had his CPU removed? Was it too gory for some people?

Also removed is the part where Terminator learns to smile. Some fcking snowflake probably got triggered by it.

Cause that's the theatrical version, the cpu and learning to smile are the directors cut.

 

[Moereloos]

Fcking petrol blowers.

Do you prefer fcking electric blowers? If blowers are a problem and your hand hurts too much, I suggest a fleshlight.

 

[ArmatageShanks]

Keep in mind I've never had this, always bought things kinda cash

Goes into local Engine for das Sausage Roll

Watch: Bzzzzzzz

Debit: Fsck you

2 seconds later

Bzzzz Debit: 1 shot, 2 shot

Bzzz bzzz right up the arse

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Tabac]

Keep in mind I've never had this, always bought things kinda cash

Goes into local Engine for das Sausage Roll

Watch: Bzzzzzzz

Debit: Fsck you

2 seconds later

Bzzzz Debit: 1 shot, 2 shot

Bzzz bzzz right up the arse

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Wat ? Fok ou, mens drink nie so vroeg nie.

 

[ArmatageShanks]

the directors cut.

Good idea that

Should watch it

 

[ArmatageShanks]

Wat ? Fok ou, mens drink nie so vroeg nie.

Debiet order sms'se wys mos op mens se fancy horlosie

Wakker word.