Things that irritate you - Part 4

[Hazy_Living@79]

Drivers who serve into oncoming traffic to try and avoid a sprinkler spraying into their lane

And mess my freshly washed car? No thanks.. Lol I wouldn't drive into oncoming, but I definitely change lanes if I can avoid the sprinkler.

 

[dualmeister]

Bloody McD's forgot my coffee.
30 mins later finished eating ready to leave

 

[icantchooseone]

Drivers who serve into oncoming traffic to try and avoid a sprinkler spraying into their lane

wot ? we all go under slowly to get a free car wash

 

[Sinbad]

Non-native-english speakers providing support to a company based and operating solely in the UK.

Form I had to fill in, paraphrase:

Q: Is condition one true?
A: No

Q: If condition one is true, what is the impact?
no answer given

reponse: You have to answer all the questions.

WHAT DOES "IF" MEAN, MOTHERFUCKER?

 

[icantchooseone]

sitting down at your pc or laptop the SECOND it goes to sleep mode

 

[ArmatageShanks]

Last night I had some Prawn Phad Mee Prik Phao & Spring Rolls from the local Simply Asia, along with 6 Castles.

And the whole day today, my farts are soooooooo fsckn smelly, Vrot man

I farted in the kitchen an hour ago, its still there, all stickly and lingering

Sies

 

[Heisenborg]

Vumatel being down for 2 days fml

 

[ArmatageShanks]

Vumatel being down for 2 days fml

Could be worse, it took SuperSonic 2 whole weeks activate a new service after I cancelled the last one

Same ISP, Same hardware, just moved from 20/20 to 40/40, 2 whole weeks and about 4 call center ladies.

 

[Creag]

Alex Warren

No, this is not hate. My better half loves his carp. I just don't see why. I really don't enjoy his music.

 

[icantchooseone]

at the dentist - they put that suction device in your mouth and it doesnt do **** and you have to do that force swallow thing

 

[Creag]

Friday's in the office.

/sigh

 

[saor]

you have to do that force swallow thing

Sounds like my part-time job.

 

[icantchooseone]

public toilets with exit door handles you need to grab and pull down to open the door

 

[thestaggy]

I took my partner's daughter to the shops with me yesterday, and on the way home she asked if we could go for an ice cream. There is a lekker little spot near a park where we take her that is on the way home, so we stopped. Plus it was a lekker day, so why not spend a bit of time outside and have an ice cream

I'm trying to get her out of the back seat when I hear ''Excuse me, sir''. I saw the guy loitering while I was pulling up to park (roadside parking) and I figured I was going to be approached but give me a fvcking chance.

She likes cheese rolls, so our first stop had been at the Meat World where they also make fresh rolls, so she felt like a roll before her ice cream (this kid loves plain rolls). After unbuckling her and helping her out of the car, I move to the boot to get her a roll.

''Sir'', ''Hi sir''. I'm trying to sort a 4-year old out and keep an eye on her at the same time while there is a strange man hanging around and cars are buzzing by. I shot him a look that must have shown my agitation, because he moved off. Like dude, I don't have time for this, and you are making me uncomfortable because I've got a little girl to watch.

He disappears.

She finishes her roll and so we head into the ice cream shop. Next door is an Indian takeaway and I got the urge for some samoosas, so we head there.

The lightie's ice cream starts breaking up while I'm ordering the samoosas, so I apologise for the mess and usher her to the car where I have tissues so I can clean her up.

Lo and behold, I run into the guy exiting the Indian place. He asks for work. Seriously, dude. He goes on about work while I am cleaning the kid up. ''Sorry, I don't have anything to offer''.

We head back to the Indian place, get the samoosas and return to the car. I start buckling her up...

''Excuse me, sir''

Jassis man...

Now the guy is asking me for money.

It is tough out there, I know this, but FFS can a person not just eat an ice cream and have a samoosa in peace?

 

[icantchooseone]

when some toothpaste goes down your throat and makes you gag and you struggle to finish brushing

 

[HAL 9000]

when some toothpaste goes down your throat and makes you gag and you struggle to finish brushing

Just gargle with Orange Juice - I hear that sorts out the problem pronto...