Funeral body demands action over men masturbating at Durban cemetery

[vigras rojara]

Our fascination with the bizarre may also need some re-examining

True, just look at all the Cape secession threads and posts.

 

[Grant]

@Grant was casually looking for "videos" on the internet and then...

"casually" ??
nay, my friend - i always put in my very best effort

@ShaunSA
brush the sand and grass off your back - i have a question or two for you

 

[Grant]

Our fascination with the bizarre may also need some re-examining

free vicarious thrills for all !

 

[Brian_G]

@ShaunSA missing

.....veeery suspicious

 

[Alexander the Straight]

@ShaunSA missing

.....veeery suspicious

A well manicured gent in a floral mesh top was seen prancing around the graveyard collecting evidence .

 

[Hemi300c]

After the Sharks performance against the All Blacks 55-0, this doesn't surprize me as they all wankers.

 

[rietrot]

Just turn off the free wifi.

Don't give people free internet. Problem solved.

 

[ISP cash cow]

Just turn off the free wifi.

Don't give people free internet. Problem solved.

You saying wankers can't afford their own internet on their phones?

 

[rietrot]

You saying wankers can't afford their own internet on their phones?

Too watch high quality porn in the cemetery. No.

 

[Brian_G]

Too watch high quality porn in the cemetery. No.

Hmmm... fairly sure some of the biggest wankers in society turn out to be its filthy rich "leaders"

 

[wbot]

From enca:

"They are chased with stones and other things, but they don't stop until they are finished," she says.

"They can see that you see them. You can shout and chase them, but they don't stop until they finish, then take their stuff and leave," she adds.

Try bigger stones? Or a pack of pitbulls?

 

[Agent_Smith]

at times in full view of members of the public," RUSA said.

There were probably different members in full view as well.

Anyway...

 

[rietrot]

Hmmm... fairly sure some of the biggest wankers in society turn out to be its filthy rich "leaders"

Yeah, but they also have their own private space they don't need to do it in the public park/cemetery to avoid family.

 

[ISP cash cow]

My weird theory /suspicion is that this is connected to one of those " bring back lost lover" type "healers" telling his clients to go do this as a possible cure for something.

It's the closest thing to a rational explanation that I can think of, given that this graveyard is very old and this is a recent occurrence , regularly up to 3 times a week, different people,according to the video.

yeah all those songomas now

 

[Brian_G]

Yeah, but they also have their own private space they don't need to do it in the public park/cemetery to avoid family.

*koff*

 

[Brian_G]

My one boss was known to sometimes wwank behind his office desk with door open in business hours.

No jokes, that did go on.


Edit: w a n k is now a swear word here

 

[sand_man]

After the Sharks performance against the All Blacks 55-0, this doesn't surprize me as they all wankers.

Dead rubber

 

[Grant]

Too watch high quality porn in the cemetery. No.

any port in a storm !

 

[Brian_G]

 

[Grant]

My one boss was known to sometimes wwank behind his office desk with door open in business hours.

No jokes, that did go on.


Edit: w a n k is now a swear word here

ive been known to choose some unusual spots.
the most amusing was at a place called "rustler's valley".

met up with some guy, went for a walk to check out a specific view - but had to climb a very big and very old tree.
got up there - huge big horizontal branch - and the view was indeed spectacular.
next thing he is all frisky - so somehow we land up giving each other a bit of a hand - all is bliss.

unbeknown to us (or them) there were a few ppl sitting nearby - also enjoying the sunset, they could not see us, we could not see them.
suddenly, a thundering crack - branch breaks.
they leap up and stare - with that down we go, hitting the ground, pants around ankles.
i get up, they stare at me, i stare at them - and shrug my shoulders then make a dash for cover.
last glance back, and they were still standing staring, in dumbfounded silence.