Football Banter Thread (2nd Half)

[SHL]

 

[L-Dog]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2102005071714095450

 

[thestaggy]

My x translated it directly

 

[AfricanTech]

Hey all you of you old farts that I’ve been interacting with for years on this strangely conservative yet completely liberating tech site with social overtones.

I missed us beating Atletico because I was undergoing a quad bypass heart operation - now in recovery mode.

It was a f.xkcing sneak attack to be honest but that's how it goes - I mean, I coulda been Fanie or MickeyD or so many others we've lost over the years but fortunately I'm not. I might cross post this around a bit just cos I've known most of you bastards here anonymously for decades.

Take care of your tickers and listen to your body.

 

[The Voice]

I mean, we all knew it anyway. And they're just going to appeal it and get away with most of it (or some pathetic fine), but they're at least finally officially guilty:

Man City guilty on 114 of 115 charges as club prepare appeal against verdict

Manchester City were charged with breaking the Premier League's financial rules from 2009 to 2018, and two years on from the hearing, we finally have an outcome

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[Goosfrabba]

I mean, we all knew it anyway. And they're just going to appeal it and get away with most of it (or some pathetic fine), but they're at least finally officially guilty:

Man City guilty on 114 of 115 charges as club prepare appeal against verdict

Manchester City were charged with breaking the Premier League's financial rules from 2009 to 2018, and two years on from the hearing, we finally have an outcome

www.mirror.co.uk

Hopefully the appeal doesn't take another million years.

They must be stripped of previous trophies and a hefty points deduction that all but guarantees relegation.

 

[R13...]

He must just retire really. The guy has always been a poor team player even at his prime. He's quickly going from GOAT to goat

Denmark 2-4 Portugal: Is this the end for Ronaldo as sister makes 'betrayal' remark?

Portugal fans get a look at what the post-Cristiano Ronaldo era might look like in their 4-2 Nations League victory over Denmark.

www.bbc.com

 

[thestaggy]

He must just retire really. The guy has always been a poor team player even at his prime. He's quickly going from GOAT to goat

Denmark 2-4 Portugal: Is this the end for Ronaldo as sister makes 'betrayal' remark?

Portugal fans get a look at what the post-Cristiano Ronaldo era might look like in their 4-2 Nations League victory over Denmark.

www.bbc.com

He has been undermining his own legacy since the Piers Morgan interview.

 

[L-Dog]

He has been undermining his own legacy since the Piers Morgan interview.

Cristiano Ronaldo Has Lost His Damn Mind

As someone who broadly finds international breaks boring—and this current double break painfully so—I have to express gratitude to Cristiano Ronaldo for having a complete meltdown over his spot on the Portuguese national team. While his performance at the World Cup was oftentimes funny and...

defector.com

Man Ronaldo's statement is something else. Messi having a proper farwell while CR7 is just destoyring his own legacy. Pride/ego will be his downfall and has been for the past 4-5 years.

 

[thestaggy]

Cristiano Ronaldo Has Lost His Damn Mind

As someone who broadly finds international breaks boring—and this current double break painfully so—I have to express gratitude to Cristiano Ronaldo for having a complete meltdown over his spot on the Portuguese national team. While his performance at the World Cup was oftentimes funny and...

defector.com

Man Ronaldo's statement is something else. Messi having a proper farwell while CR7 is just destoyring his own legacy. Pride/ego will be his downfall and has been for the past 4-5 years.

Yeah, I have been following this. Unc has completely lost it. His ego won't allow him to accept that age has caught up with him.

He is even starting to look poor while playing in Saudi Arabia.

 

[L-Dog]

Yeah, I have been following this. Unc has completely lost it. His ego won't allow him to accept that age has caught up with him.

He is even starting to look poor while playing in Saudi Arabia.

My bet is he moves to Chinese league next, he wants 1000+ goals and wont stop

 

[SHL]

listen to your body.

what were the warning signs?

 

[Heisenborg]

Omg can someone please smack the smirk off of haaland's face

Serious question

Is anyone here a man city fan?

 

[Decarin]

Coventry City is beating Newcastle holy moly

 

[Decarin]

Yeah, I have been following this. Unc has completely lost it. His ego won't allow him to accept that age has caught up with him.

He is even starting to look poor while playing in Saudi Arabia.

The football has left unc.

 

[Decarin]

Unexpected result so far

 

[Decarin]

Uhhhh.....

 

[Decarin]

Insanity!

 

[Decarin]

What the hell!?