If you could pick one South African to have dinner with, who would it be?

my dead grandmother
although was not south african, she lived here most of her adult life.
i have a couple of questions for her.

looking at the family tree, i would like to know how it is i landed up a peasant, living on the arse end of the african continent.
was the family badly behaved and shipped off to australia, then the behaviour even worsened on board the vessel to the extent the whole lot were hurled overboard as the ship passed the cape ?
i need answers !

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alive probably Cyril Ramaloser
Deceased, probably Nelson Mandela
and if were throwing out the rules, at the same time, so Nelson Mandela can ask Cyril what has he done to South Africa
the "America" of Africa and the long road he has embarked on to turn a country with a huge head-start over everybody else into a dumpster fire of a country with everything falling apart.

Id pay to see Mandelas face when he learns what south africa has become, what the ANC has done in his name,
how far its strayed from its foundation, how badly things are going.

what would he say? what would his reaction be? especially on the racism and self enrichment of the cadres.
 
A woke creature indoctrinated by Hollyweird.

What would you possibly want to talk about.....
personally I'd want to get that yank accent out of her, I mean FFS if you want to say "jou ma se p035" then do so like a saffa, which you actually are!

and also the ultimate challenge: get the bish to admit her surname is Theron, as in Trrrrrron, hard 'R', not "The-Ron"
 
my dead grandmother
although was not south african, she lived here most of her adult life.
i have a couple of questions for her.

looking at the family tree, i would like to know how it is i landed up a peasant, living on the arse end of the african continent.
was the family badly behaved and shipped off to australia, then the behaviour even worsened on board the vessel to the extent the whole lot were hurled overboard as the ship passed the cape ?
i need answers !

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I'm not as blue-blooded as you are, but there is a tract of land in the Western Cape that has our family name all over it, dating back to the 18th century. Once farmland/vineyards, most of it has now been redeveloped, but the original farmhouse and some farmland remains as a heritage landmark. I wouldn't mind getting a piece of that.
 
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