Football Banter Thread (2nd Half)

I found this e-mail sent to football 365 hilarious :


Arsenal are really quite awful
In the latest in my ongoing mini-series “Actually, The Premier League Is Quite Sh*t” (what the kids aren’t calling ATPLIQS (pronounced ‘atplicks’))


Today, I’m talking about Arsenal.


The first 45 mins against Forest were the sort of 45 mins that leaves you wondering how this team has ever won a game of football, never mind the title. Ian Wright looked he’d overdosed on beta blockers at half time. Roy Keane couldn’t even be arsed to get enraged. Kelly Cates was making jokes about waking up the viewers at home by talking too loudly.


Eberechi Eze got pulled at half time, remember him? The one who was so exciting at Palace? That flair player who could win games on his own? Well no more I’m afraid. He’s been what is known in the trade as Grealished.


Remember Viktor Gyokeres? No, neither do I. He currently can’t get a kick, despite Kai Havertz looking about as threatening as a kitten bouncing around your living room.


Boring, turgid, horseshoe passing ad nauseum, led by Declan Rice, a cross country runner who often finds himself in the middle of a top flight football match. Painfully rigid football. Completely devoid of any individual flair or invention. Systems based football at its most restrictive and constrictive.


Yet, I remind you, this is the Champions. The team who finished 1st last season.


That is almost as offensive as Manchester Cheaty, in its own mind numbingly tedious way.


Stay tuned for the next instalment of ATPLIQS. I’ve got plenty more where that came from.
Andy H, Swansea
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https://www.football365.com/news/arsenal-boring-turgid-horsehoe-passing-mailbox
 
ISP cash cow said:
and yet he made the change from Eze to the goal scorer Madeuke at half time. He must at least know something. ;)
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You’re arguing with a literal simpleton.

His team just blew a lead to draw and he’s finding it funny that Arsenal won

The poor bantering the rich because they could be richer 😂
 
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_kabal_ said:
You’re arguing with a literal simpleton.

His team just blew a lead to draw and he’s finding it funny that Arsenal won

The poor bantering the rich because they could be richer 😂
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LOL - my team literally doesn't have anything to prove because they havent reached the cant stage of taking over 20 years to win their next title - we can revisit the topic if it reaches that stage - till then the simpletons are the Ar5ey Arsanal ar5es
 
naughty001 said:
LOL - my team literally doesn't have anything to prove because they havent reached the cant stage of taking over 20 years to win their next title - we can revisit the topic if it reaches that stage - till then the simpletons are the Ar5ey Arsanal ar5es
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It's 13 years and counting for you. At the current rate, it's going to take longer than 20. Can't even string five wins in a row together. I'm actually starting to feel sorry for this guy:

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The Voice said:
It's 13 years and counting for you. At the current rate, it's going to take longer than 20. Can't even string five wins in a row together. I'm actually starting to feel sorry for this guy:

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The Utd post match CL is insane. Bruno throwing Carrick under the bus, Carrick calling out Bruno’s walking.

But I guess let’s laugh at Arsenal because they only managed to get a draw at Bayern 🤷‍♂️

PS all you other Utd fans, I feel you ♥️
 
_kabal_ said:
The Utd post match CL is insane. Bruno throwing Carrick under the bus, Carrick calling out Bruno’s walking.

But I guess let’s laugh at Arsenal because they only managed to get a draw at Bayern 🤷‍♂️

PS all you other Utd fans, I feel you ♥️
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Yep. Vibes FC is over and Carrick (while likely being way out of his depth, he was found out at Championship level with Middlesbrough) is now dealing with something a long line of previous managers at the club dealt with; toxic culture and player power.
 
In all honesty, I wish United gets relegated... then perhaps there will be a glimmer of hope the Glazers will sell up.

All this crap started with Ed Woodnob
They way he handled great players that play for the badge not just for the money (Ander Herrera, DDG, etc) to hand exorbitant amounts over to mercenaries like Sanchez, Sancho, Trashford, etc. While selling players like young players like McTominy, Henderson, Carreras, etc

I wish the Glazers and Ineos's empire will just collapse and go bankrupt...
 
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